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Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ganys: 1:50pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
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Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by vitality33: 1:52pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Funjay(m): 1:52pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
U guys are scarin xpectant mothers and fathers oooo. I wish i could avoid goin to dt labour room but ......... God is great, women are just rare creatures. "may ur day of delivery be easier than the day of conception" . . . . . . Daddy loves u babies. 2 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Yahayablessing(f): 1:53pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.you re funny |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ikamenze(m): 1:53pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
freecocoa: In our former house, a private hospital was our neighbor so we often overhear what goes down there like the cries when someone dies, the screams of joy after a safe delivery etc. Yeah but you n I both know you made dis poo up.......or maybe it happened (in ur head) |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Gemc3(f): 1:54pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........ Hahahahahaaaaa!!!! Must have been a funny experience....errr but not to her husband at that moment. Hahaha! |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by akeens1(m): 1:55pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
kudos 2 our mothers 4 d work well done . . . mothers are Gold |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Nobody: 1:56pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Dis ladies no go kill me oo. Make i run away from here biko Coldfeet: I was asking God to forgive me that I will never do it again! because the pain was SOOO terrible that I thought God was punishing me for getting pregnant out of wedlock! Well even after 3 more births the pain seems to be the same and all I say now is THANK YOU JESUS!!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!! OH JESUS!!! 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Gemc3(f): 2:00pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition" for where? loool! |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by yuzedo: 2:01pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Yekpa! Dis pikin ugly like Baba Murika my landlord oooooo....!!!! Chei, i don go f(u)ck uppppppppp!!! |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by vitality33: 2:04pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
passionate88: my mum said Igbo women make lot's a noise during child birth.. Just like acn, they tend 2 over hype d pains... Kudos 2 all gud mothers out there.How would a mother say such a thing. shoutn dt associates wit delivery does not depend on tribe. mothers are only expressn wat dey ar passn thru. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by yuzedo: 2:04pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
sheyie2007: Laffing my f(u)cking a(s)s OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Isaleeko2: 2:10pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
IfeLuvely: After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday! Hehehe. #Nutcase I bet you were higher than Tonto Dike... 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by freecocoa(f): 2:10pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Ikamenze:What do you know about women and childbirth kwanu? Abeg clear road let real men and women have a decent discussion. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by nikkyshyne(f): 2:13pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
tinuolababy: Not yet my turnWaiting patiently too |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Policewoman(f): 2:13pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
I was given an epidural, so didn't feel much pain. But even d little pain i felt was excruciating. Lol. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by tintingz(m): 2:18pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.Lol. . .just like that. . .na shitt she wan drop? |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by miqos02(m): 2:19pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
i think nurses and midwives need to counsel expectant mothers about what to expect during childbirth to avoid women cursing themselves in the process 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by ChiefRisky: 2:23pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........he he hee |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Nobody: 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Referring to the Absent Husband, who's Assumed to be Outside the Delivery Room. . . 'Honey U'll Certainly Pay For This' |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by tintingz(m): 2:36pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Lol. . .I watched this nollywood movie. . .this woman was in labour room, see heavy curses on the hubby different expensive curses(*sensor*) if the hubby hear this curses he will reject the baby kia kia. . .i can't stop laughing and the funniest thing is that the hubby is at the reception praying and sweating like sallah ram iya ni wura o 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Pa22(m): 2:43pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
One woman keeps coming back to the labour ward almost every other year with the same message for the hubby "JOHNU, JOHNU! U STEWPID MAN WITH A LONG PRICK! COME SEE WETIN U DO O! E NO GO HAPPEN AGAIN O! " 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Pa22(m): 2:44pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
One woman keeps coming back to the labour ward almost every other year with the same message for the hubby "JOHNU, JOHNU! U STEWPID MAN WITH A LONG STICK, COME SEE WETIN U DO O! E NO GO HAPPEN AGAIN O! " |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by ademiller(f): 2:47pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Wen my little one was findin her way out, i was like,ouch, owww. Wen d real labour started, i cry like mad, wen she forced her head down see shout 'i wan to shit oooo', c as them rush ansa me fastly, carry me land 4 bed, cos d chick was almost out nd i was standin. God is great. 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Good God. I am doing C-section. Natural birth is not by force. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by IncomeTutor: 2:58pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
The first person who came with the word "labour" during delivery know well what it means to born a baby the hard way 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by prettiest1(f): 2:58pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Funjay: U guys are scarin xpectant mothers and fathers oooo. Amen. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by bigblxd(m): 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
atuagbo: Did you say anything funny during labor and delivery? What did you say? I was told of a Muslim woman dat was in labour wit excruciating pains for more than a day without sucess. Suddenly she started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus but the nurse reminded her that she is muslim but she continued and replied dat all the women who came here since yesterday and shouted dat name has delivered and gone home leaving her behind. It didn't take longer than 10 minutes after then dat she was delivered of her baby. This is a true live story pls. Big UP for our women! 4 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by xynerise: 3:06pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
I had a broken finger the day she was in labour 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Gbagauncatcher: 3:14pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
bigblxd:life |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ikamenze(m): 3:24pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
freecocoa: What do you know about women and childbirth kwanu? Abeg clear road let real men and women have a decent discussion. Okay real woman,I go clear road but suffrey blow ur small small lies make GoD nor go punish u...... |
Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Nobody: 3:25pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition" ROTFLMAO 1 Like |
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