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Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 10:08pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
A typical Romantic Section Male Chatter: -thinks sex/violation is the answer to all women's issues. -thinks sunglasses in the house/building is the coolest thing since Indian Remy weave. -thinks as long as she is his girlfriend he doesn't have to introduce her to mum and pop BUT EXPECT HER TO ACT LIKE A WIFE. -thinks selling pure water and begging women for toto is a JOB. -thinks it is okay to cheat as long as he wears a condom BUT IF HIS GIRL CHEATS on him...SHE IS FISH BAIT. -thinks because there isn't a photo on a female's profile...she is orobo and worwor WHILE HE IS LOOKING LIKE IDI AMIN on a bad diet. -thinks big booty is a sign of a good woman with clean and disease free toto. -thinks copycat cheesy pick up lines is the quickest way to a woman's heart. -thinks that all woman can cook, Bleep, sew, have babies, read a book, and put on make up because HIS MOMMA COULD. -thinks it is okay to slap a woman because other men have done it and he saw his daddy do it to his mum. -quotes from a bible or koran with 98% spelling and writing errors. Enjoy! (Yeah...go ahead and copycat my thread) 3 Likes |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
WHILE HE IS LOOKING LIKE IDI AMIN on a bad diet. *drop dead suddenly* |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
I guess I'm atypical |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
-thinks copycat cheesy pick up lines is the quickest way to a woman's heart....as in wooing challenge? |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by saintvc(m): 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Smh, so a married woman wrote dis? 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by cindyrella(f): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Lwkmd! Very funny! 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
What is the purpose of this writeup? To bash randy guys? 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Sijo01(f): 10:42pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
O ye! |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
cindyrella: Lwkmd! Very funny!i forgot to laugh oh! |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by roymary: 12:46am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Mrs Chima is not married. Trannies don't get married. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:12am On Oct 26, 2012 |
roymary: Mrs Chima is not married. Trannies don't get married. You should know....we belong to the same club. You left your velcro dick in the locker room. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:13am On Oct 26, 2012 |
binger: i forgot to laugh oh! Truth hurts huh? |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:14am On Oct 26, 2012 |
binger: What is the purpose of this writeup? To bash randy guys? The purpose is to see how many hit dogs will bark. Thank you for volunteering. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:15am On Oct 26, 2012 |
cindyrella: Lwkmd! Very funny! You already know many manbitches will be barking come sunrise. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:16am On Oct 26, 2012 |
saintvc: Smh, so a married woman wrote dis? Yep....and I am not done! |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:17am On Oct 26, 2012 |
acidosis™: Plead the fifth. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 3:35am On Oct 26, 2012 |
This is gonna get interesting |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 3:45am On Oct 26, 2012 |
They can bring it. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 3:50am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Hmmm |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 4:44am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by cindyrella(f): 7:58am On Oct 26, 2012 |
binger: i forgot to laugh oh! Well I did! Mrs.Chima: Yeah I know, it's only a matter of time now |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 8:08am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Mrs.Chima:Jobless,why not take out ur anger on Mr. Chima...its obvious he's frustrating u 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 8:29am On Oct 26, 2012 |
binger: Jobless,why not take out ur anger on Mr. Chima...its obvious he's frustrating uBad Idea. You just proved her right |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by roymary: 8:47am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Mrs Chima is a troublemaker. I would ban her if i could. Plus, i have her cex tape.. 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 8:50am On Oct 26, 2012 |
roymary: Mrs Chima is a troublemaker. I would ban her if i could. Plus, i have her cex tape..please don't release it...seeing the old mofo banging will def. reduce our sex drives 1 Like |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by xynerise: 8:53am On Oct 26, 2012 |
@op. Can I have a pep-talk with you? |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Okontami: 9:41am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Hi Mrs Chima, you have listed the attributes as it is right now. Good, but acknowledging a challenge isn't enough when making comments or sharing view points. Kindly provide how it should be (i.e corrective action grid ) to each point you have stated. That is where we can appreciate your intelligence and not just spilling out the obvious. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 9:47am On Oct 26, 2012 |
If a guy wrote this the thread would have been closed or moved to sexuality section..... |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:09am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Manbitches are coming out the caves!!! OOPS! See Mynd? |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:10am On Oct 26, 2012 |
jacobscros: If a guy wrote this the thread would have been closed or moved to sexuality section..... Awwwwwww. You want to go tell huh? |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:12am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Okontami: Hi Mrs Chima, you have listed the attributes as it is right now. Good, but acknowledging a challenge isn't enough when making comments or sharing view points. Kindly provide how it should be (i.e corrective action grid ) to each point you have stated. That is where we can appreciate your intelligence and not just spilling out the obvious. Thats what your parents are for..this isnt daycare. |
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:13am On Oct 26, 2012 |
xynerise: @op. Can I have a pep-talk with you? Why?!!!! Skydeeeeep!!! |
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