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HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 12:45am On Dec 14, 2012 |
lick my penis |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by seedord247(m): 12:52am On Dec 14, 2012 |
Via canoe to opobo port. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by claremont(m): 7:32pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
The UKBA would need to see your passport and/or identity documents in order for them to deport you. If you are 'state-less', then in theory, you cannot be deported because they wouldn't be able to prove where you are from. I'm sure though that they have some form of electronic record of all immigrants who have come into the UK via any of the international airports, except of course, you came in here via the sahara route. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
shit |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by fittty(m): 9:47am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ukba officials and Nigerians by kabarancy(f): 17th Dec; 2:15am Today ukba officials raided to two houses in east London.just like 5 minutes walk from leyton train station.3 Pakistanis,2 nigerians and Ghanian were arrested .the Nigerian guys both came to britain on student visa in 2007.they applied for leave to remain but their application was turned down.Hmmmmm oh my God I don't know why Africans are wasting their precious time here for no reason .for me ,staying in Europe without paper is like half way prison .why should I surrender my freedom for nothing.hmm do u know that is not easy to get job now even two hours cleaning in a day.even the so called eu citizens and British are struggling to survive due to this economic recession.u just need to come and see my friends .pls and Pls I beg ur pardon uk is good only for studying ..dont come with a mission or motive of working because U mighty end up regretting.if u ve ur property pls don't sell it.if u ve ur saving pls and pls learn from dangote school of tot.u can make it bak home.europe is not as sweet as u have been expecting https://www.nairaland.com/1134729/ukba-officials-nigerians 1 Like |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by DisGuy: 12:13pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
I think delay is part of the tactics they employ most people overstaying don't want to be on the wrong side of the law they either give them the option of helping out with their identity or remain 'detained' until they have concentrate evidence, they will give all sorts of advice and sweeteners like helping you recover some of your cash/property including your certificates; link you up with agencies or charities that will help you re-integrate into the system back home or start a business I think after agreeing to their request they will get an easy ride from the Nigerian consulate |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Ibangap(m): 1:46pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
My opinion would have been very uselful 2 u no matter how bitter it might hav sounded considering ur situation, but i'l honour ur request nd 'keep it 2 myself' cos u dont desrve it. 1 Like |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by yomalex(m): 1:51pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Baiting does the trick |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 1:52pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
@op...How did you get into the UK..what are you doing presently?Are you working?If you are working,what documents are you working with...passport?do u have a bank account?Have you got national insurance number?. UK agency do not need to identify you with facial/tribal marks/accents to get you deported.If you are working with fake documents,that could be very risky.i know someone who is in a similar situation.The agency had paid them a visit at their residence and he couldnt identify himself and how how he came into the UK.he was taken away and still in there.Now he needs someone to deposit £2000 and act as a referee in case he disappears b4 they cld release him. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by cold(m): 2:01pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
@op without proper identification papers or you revealing your origin i don't see how you can be deported. In fact,it's almost next to impossible. But the question is how do you intend to regularise your stay? What channels are you pursuing? Get in touch with a credible immigration lawyer. Not the quasi-Pakistani or Asian lawyers o! Just saying |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by fittty(m): 2:02pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Lol front page ! |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by saintneo(m): 2:02pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Everyone with their own lives. Not my interest though, I won't stay in UK especially if I am not living my life at its fullest. I picked up interest in your topic; however, I picked up your post on another forum. From your presentations, I understand you pain; your adolescence was spent in the UK. Definitely, you will be more British than Nigerian, you need to take this up with a proper immigration lawyer. In addition, you should have naturalised by hooking up with a British national. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Once they,ve established your identity,all that is left is for nigeria high commission to sign and acknowledge that you are a nigerian..which they are always very willing to do...ever heard of the slogan..those who give nigeria bad name abroad...there you go,you,ll find yourself at lagos or abuja airport with those sneering and embarrassing looks and questions from nigeria immigration. Whatever you are doing,do it fast,There are lots of changes on immigration rules,they are now making very hard for people like you and soon you wont be worrying about UK Border Agency..There is a new contractor in town...they are head hunters and they are very good at sniffing out illegal immigrants.They are paid according to the number of people they help sent out of the UK. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by heed101(m): 2:05pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Just passing by. No comment 1 Like |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by manmustwac(m): 2:09pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
good question |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by zubbainno123: 2:10pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 2:12pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
someone hacked my account |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by phecs: 2:13pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
U k.is a retired city!I hate dat place wiv passion!south africa is d major base for hustlers!!! |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by free2ryhme: 2:14pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
dont get caught sha |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by buchibabe: 2:16pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
gbosaa: Once they,ve established your identity,all that is left is for nigeria high commission to sign and acknowledge that you are a nigerian..which they are always very willing to do...ever heard of the slogan..those who give nigeria bad name abroad...there you go,you,ll find yourself at lagos or abuja airport with those sneering and embarrassing looks and questions from nigeria immigration. Wow. Na wa o! Dis pple mean bizness |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Nobody: 2:21pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Op, as you dey Birmingham dey washplate and clean old people nyash na eem you like? Come home mate, there are opportunities here for you... Why have you chosen to live in a virtual panopticon? Nothing dey UK, it isn't worth the hustle... Highest you can get na SIA badge take do security/bouncer work for pub or you stand for 10hrs behind the till in Tesco or Sainsburys UK na country wey nearly relegate me to a Professional Dishwater with my MSc until I vex with myself, buy my ticket enter Naija, Today I dey jab correct jab... 6 Likes |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by princeonx: 2:24pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
dcraigy:I don't know about UK but in other part of Europe, they really have no time to waste. They will ask you if you want to go back or not! If you say yes, they will issue a TC for your deportation and if you say no, they will simply tell the Immigration that at this point they can not confirm that you are a Nigerian. That apart, you said something about fixing your situation or legalizing yourself in the UK. My question are: did you file any forms already? Where did you state as your place of birth? 10 out of 10 forms that has to do with immigration will always ask for date and place of birth. So if you have filled any form stating you're Nigerian, they know where you are from just haven't tracked you down yet cause you might have moved or changed your name. Also, if you have done any biometric wih them since filling any form that named you naija then you can keep running but just know you can't hide. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by dridowu: 2:24pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Report ur self to d police |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by debosky(m): 2:27pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
^^Like others have said, if the authorities do not have any information on you that ties you to Nigeria, deporting you to Nigeria is nearly impossible. However, if you make a claim to 'regularise' your status, don't you need to do a 'full disclosure' including where you came from in the first place? While I don't think you can be deported while you have an application to regularise your status, in the event the application is refused, then surely any information you gave (e.g. your nationality) can then be used against you to ensure you get deported to that country? In the latter case, after admitting you're Nigerian, I don't see how you'll be able to get around being deported if the Nigerian authorities agree you are Nigerian or can pull some information from their records (if such exist) which confirms your nationality. |
Re: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Lucasbalo(m): 2:32pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
I am a Nigerian American and I live in Chicago. Your question should be how to get married to an European and get ur papers instead of worrying about deportation . 2 Likes |
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