I was wondering where to post this stuff but then, what am I suppose to have done if not bring it to my loving family. A family who outrightly understands the kind of person they are dealing with. A family that had done so many things for me when it comes to literature.

Nairaland my beloveth family.

I won't say I was much of a writer when I joined Nairaland.. I only discovered that prose writing part of me (born poet) when I read through a legend's tale.... "Adamawa Girls 1 & 2" written by Pdude (Porndude). It was eye opening and I decided to try writing for the first time albeit with caution. I started with the language I felt more comfortable with, Pidgin English. I continued in that trend until someone pointed out that I needed to use the Queen's English and then spice it up with Pidgin English to get the desired humour.

I switched to using it and I must say, it got me a huge fan base. Well, what did I get in return... I was regularly banned by them moderators for being me but I still did not bulge. My love for writing and hate from being cut off from something I love doing made me to create other monikers using the same Alias "FOXY". It was great as I had done one work or another with each Alias. Alias which were opened when i discover that my ban had extended from hours to weeks, to even months ---- no thanks to Mukina2 for banning Foxybone for like 6 months.

FOXYBONE
FOXY_REBIRTH
YELLOW_MOSQUITO
FOXY_VERSION7
FOXY_ULTIMATE

All the monikers up there had contributed immensely to different section of Nairaland and I must say that I am proud to have them all. They each represent a transformation in my life.

FOXYBONE--- Had this name as part of a Rap sensation in Secondary School. Crazybone, Lazybone, Fleshybone(now late) and my humble self Foxybone. It was banned for 3 months during the garri revolution.

FOXY_REBIRTH ---- This was given birth to during the garri revolution. Damn, I was like an arrow head during that period. I changed after discovering the length of my ban so instead I resorted to being an advocate of peace. Go through he posts of Foxy_Rebirth and you will discover that he never had a quarrel with any one. Not even that dccck Sexkillz.

YELLOW_MOSQUITO --- Given birth to when people likened my writing style and pattern to the Nerd Red Mosquito. To add fun to the whole matter, I created Yellow Mosquito, the sarcastic one that has a ready answer for anybody that comes fighting. Well, since RedMosquito disappeared from the scene, Yellow_Mosquito went into hibernation pending when Red-Moss will resurface.

FOXY_VERSION 7 --- This one is crazy. Never lasted long before he was issued an everlasting ban by that Moderator called Mukina2. All he did was say some things about living forever before he was silenced. Damn!!! Loud mouthed people die the quickest.

FOXY_ULTIMATE --- My humble self. This one contains every personality the other Monikers displays. He catches fun, fights, jokes, get banned and could be very sarcastic if he choses. One complicated dude I must say.

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Why did I take the time to talk about all them monikers? It baffles me but then I wanted people to understand the real person behind the handle. Most people always say that we all put on masks because we hide behind our PCs and Phones but then I want you all to know that same way you relate to me here is the same way you can relate to me else where. One gentle, fun loving, non-discriminating, cool headed nice guy and lest I forget, very handsome (at least some people told me that).

It's my birthday 3 days from today (18th April), so why should I not reveal the real me. The same Foxybone that had matured through the years surfing on Nairaland. I sure need an award, even if it is "Person with most handle", I will sure appreciate it.


Y'all can begin wishing me a happy birthday from today, my number is right there on my signature, show some love by sending me texts. I promise to call back and thank you in return. Use the MTN---


Dear Moderator, your birthday gift to me should be to move this to the front-page. Thanks...


Thanks Y'all----

Joseph Success (FOXYBONE)

My private jet took me from Man Wey Dey Reason to here.

Happy birthday to all the foxy's and the mosquito in you!

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Happy birthday. , bro

If no be say in 2days time na my birthday i 4 wish u happy birthday. Sorry ko?

Happy bday in advance Foxy, but you must have too much time on your hands to write this kain epistle.

Bookmarked!

I will be back when its your real birthday. . .the 18th.

NB:- if you had been born 17 days earlier, you would have been the biggest fool alive!

Brb.

Foxy ma nIqqa!! So na ya face be this??

I'll be back on the 18th do tha main thing

I'm wishing you happy birthday in advance & errrm.....I want my own portion of the birthday cake in advance .

First to comment and wish Happy Birthday in advance

your sanguine temperament always gets the better of you most times.

this to me is childish

*Princesa don come buy market, will watch as the drama unfolds*

princesa: your sanguine temperament always gets the better of you most times.

this to me is childish

I would have said something if I wasn't planning for my birthday and enjoying all your comments... Your answer will come soon.

But you sounded ridiculous to everyone here, search all the names and the posts each of them had made, you will discover the distinctive feature in them all.

Anyway, longest time... I miss ya...



Thanks y'all for your comments, will treat them all 2morow... The network is wanking like Chilo...

Aint planning to do a vigil... Just the normal chit-chat... Hey... Today is Petokey's birthday... Letz show him some love... He deserves it...

I'll wait till 18 to give u a S/O

The bar shall be open all day and nite for fans.
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Sole Chairman
Alomo Allocation Committee

Hey where's de cake , ooo , I hope deres soft drink for people like me. .

Hahahahahahahahahaha. No need I dey kampe with my soft drink .

Ok naw. , make dey cake taste nice ooo. Oga

Yellow_Mosquito:

Where did you pop out from?

The last time I checked you were locked inside the room to read your books, now tell, how did you escape?

for you, I did the James Bond stuff, kick d door till it falls.. I can't miss dis.. Pass me d lighter.. Alomo too

nichole2: Hahahahahahahahahaha. No need I dey kampe with my soft drink .

Everything about u just dey soft , even ur t¡tz.
U really need a man