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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by RespectMoneys: 5:27pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
#RespectMoney$:Who wanna bleep with GEJ tarzan. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by a1solution: 5:29pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
This thread is created with the intention to mock Nigerian president and its wife so I am not part of it. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Masiya(m): 5:29pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Chicken don suffer! and for y'all who ate chicken today, may God have mercy on you. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by akatonero(m): 5:32pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Patience again!!! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by tonididdy(m): 5:32pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:34pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
[quote author=dani1luv]Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Typical American Ego 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:37pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Who knows wat boko haram leader would have said. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Abrantie: 5:38pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
DAVID CAMERON Gay chickens have rights too, and those rights were across the road. I now urge owners of all road sides to respect gay chicken rights or Britain will cut off financial assistance. 2 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Yinklin31: 5:38pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
galadima77: nice piece deari have a strong believe that the poor chicken ran away bicos xmas was approachin. 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by passionate88: 5:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Hon. Patrick, Gani, NSCDC chairman na world leaders?. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Chitexs250(m): 5:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence. 9 Likes
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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by PointB: 5:57pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Boko Haram: The chickens do not want amnesty; they want unconditional release of their members in detention. They also want a chicken republic where strict Islamic codes will be observed. It is haram for chickens to seek western education. The President, is an infidel, and must convert. Otherwise, the chickens will continue to cross the road. 5 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by PointB: 6:04pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
JTF: We encountered several chickens attempting to cross the road. The chickens were armed to the beaks with deadly weapons. They open fire on our men killing one. Several of the chickens died in the resulting shoot-out including one cockerel! 10 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by FindOut(m): 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Most Nairalanders: the chicken crossed the road because it wanted to make frontpage. Fashola: The chicken, registration number HENOO7 crossed Obafemi Awolowo road at the 3rd traffic light just before the 2nd junction linking Governor's road, because it wanted to have a view of the new Eko antlantic city which is 63.74% completed and will be delivered to Lagosians by 12 noon on the 14th of december 2013. Mr Cork: The chikcen cross the raod because it wanted to see white womens and the albino sexskiss and his fellow MOD oquaqua caused it. no oooffeinse . Sincere9gerian: GEJ built a new ultramodern poultry on the other side of the road and the ACN thugs had been maltreating the chicken on the other side thats why it had to get a taste of the fresh air and cross the road. GEJ is working. Gbawe: Chickenarians wont cease to amaze me. this is what you get when chickens vote in an incompetent leader who cannot seem to enforce the constitution in which it is clearly stated that no chickens can cross the road. if they must cross the road, it must be with a permit but who issues permits these days? Chickens just cross as they deem fit without bothering to check for human and vehicular traffic. *4 paragraphs later* We must hold our leaders accountable and insist they deliver. The chickenarians must do this or else the entire country will continually be held to ransom. The president of chickenia must immediately invoke the relevant portions of the constitution to stem this tide. All erring chickens must be dealt with and there must be no sacred cows. this must be done if the country of Chickenia must remain at the top. Musiwa: Yes, i knew it. my satellite maps will show you the entire journey of the chicken. See, the chicken has to crosss to the order side because that is the best place for it to be. What i'm saying is that Odua republic is on the other side and for the chicken to successfully become the president, it must get 2 million votes fronm there. See the maps. Inspired_m: Actually, we recognise that it is unsafe for the chicken to cross the road and thats why Inspired Autos will be bringing the very first Chicken Mobile (4 wheel drive, very clean interior, low mileage, reverse camera, tinted windows) to Nigeria. Very first of its kind. Comes with 6 months inspired warranty. No oofeinsesese For the record, I'm a fan of sorts of more than 2 of the people above 27 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by POLICECAP: 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
...... Sm 1 was after its life 3 Likes
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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by thelonestranger: 6:11pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
passionate88: Hon. Patrick, Gani, NSCDC chairman na world leaders?.I wonder o! This OP is a proper dunce. That is why chicken cross road from him. This kind of stupidity is more dangerous than avian flu I swear. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by maxjax(m): 6:13pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
lwtmb4ho |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 6:23pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
The chicken cross d road cos she want somebody that would prepare chicken suya |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by baconline(m): 6:25pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Brillant |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 6:34pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Find Out!:hahahahahahahahaha! Oh lord! Am laughing reall hard! This is damn hilarious! 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by pendusky(m): 6:41pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
I think ItsModella can answer this well., i mean Obama wife...sowie i mean naija version of michelle Obama.. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 6:46pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
LOL and CRYING thanks OGA @ D TOP |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Sike(m): 6:52pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
But Wait... Did that Chicken actually cross the Road??!! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 6:52pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
bookface:This is the real answer lololo |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Tinyemeka(m): 6:58pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Supposing the chicken was attempting to run away from one mallam chasing it with a 4 foot long suya knife. Well she decided that it was better to take her own life than end up being spreadeagled on a roast pit. Poor chicken. 3 Likes
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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Osuman(m): 6:59pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
meh, u too much. I hail oh. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Was thinking, what would Logicboy,Frosbel, Pagan9ja and MalcTunji be saying about why the chicken crossed the road.... |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by lordZOUGA(m): 7:06pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
I think the only creativity here is that he added Nigerians . Here is the original piece:
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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by GraceBestowed(f): 7:08pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
LooooL @ 'the chicken is AN prostitute!! Really!? 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 7:35pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence O make sense... |
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