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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by ProfOwah(m): 10:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
dats gejs n his madam is very interesting ooo |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by j4jj: 10:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Lmaoooo! Nice 1! The writer shld think of going into comedy!it got me lol |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by j4jj: 10:46pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
tdade: TB Joshua: I predicted the chicken will cross the road, hence, it did this to fulfill my prediction. Abeg commot for here joor! Ur own jst madde me go sad instantly |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by MacLovington(m): 10:51pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
British UKIP party leader Farage: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to run away from the dictatorship of the indolent and unelected EU beaurocrats in Brussels whose singular purpose of setting up the EU is to abolish the Pound Sterling and transfer all powers from Westminster to Brussels. BNP right wing party: The chicken crossed the road in order to avoid all the immigrants that have changed the colour, landscape, air, sea and sky of the UK beyond recognition and to protest the laissez-faire attitude of the the conservatives and Labour who give houses to Non-white Brtish people instead of sending them to concentration camps. The chicken particularly hurries across the road on seeing immigrants chewing chewing stick in Peckham! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Airforce1(m): 10:56pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
classic! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Samxiulee: 10:56pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
This is really nice,twale for you op. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by victokafor(m): 11:23pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
walahi, roads get level ooo...kai if dat ugly chicken virtually go cross ORE ROAD, infact wetin happen for 1968, go repeat itself.. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by sweetnigga(m): 11:26pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Hmm!! Patience Ozo-kwo na u him do that thing chai! ? No wonder 'enwe kwo nwa'. Anybody with bro Jo picture here ? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by sweetnigga(m): 11:39pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
GeneralJ:help u ? Ok! Ghost mode activated. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by kinharold(m): 11:57pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Pls somebody should ask Lai Mohammed, Okupe and Abati why the chicken crossed the road. I think they can explain better. 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Kokofi(m): 12:00am On Apr 29, 2013 |
@dani, u got me laughing real hard... Nice write-up! I give it up for Hon Patrick & Shem. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by ShineuEye: 3:48am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Hahaha.....this made my day. Proof that some nairaland mods do a hell of a job. It would have been sad if this masterpiece of a thread was left hidden in some remote part of nairaland. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by lastpage: 4:09am On Apr 29, 2013 |
ngozievergreen: Who knows wat boko haram leader would have said. Boko Haram: The Chicken crossed the road because: "she" is a Christian and doesn't not like the look of the bomb we just planted on this side! Peper Soup Seller: The chicken crossed the road because she saw me sharpening a very big Knife! Lastpage! Nice Post by OP. 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by blidz2(m): 6:54am On Apr 29, 2013 |
First of all lemme ask...is dis chicken a christian,wat city does dis chicken resides cos i wont be suprise dis chicken must a christian who resides in jos...nw d reason why d chicken crossd d road was because of d fear of BOKO HARAM who has threatend 2 destroy her hux |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 7:14am On Apr 29, 2013 |
The chicken crossed the road to confirm etisalat reception is bad on both side of the road before porting to MTN |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by High247(m): 7:26am On Apr 29, 2013 |
They've said it all,...so what did akpos say..or even do to the chicken? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Onyenna(m): 8:34am On Apr 29, 2013 |
sweetmimi: Na man or woman chicken? **C-O-C-K** |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Mospring(m): 8:36am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Okiki_Oluwa: -----------------------theys should cross the road its their fundamental right of freedom of movement. to ensure their survival!.... |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by akunjohn(m): 8:38am On Apr 29, 2013 |
The chicken is goin to the chicken republic,dat s why he cross Tђξ road. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by omo9ja1(m): 8:53am On Apr 29, 2013 |
he he NL no go kill |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Manuche(m): 9:37am On Apr 29, 2013 |
dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”So our first lady dont speak good English? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Elai147: 9:59am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Lolxxx. Nice one there but I disagree with one though. PATIENCE JONATHAN no speak English reach as u write am. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Lool! Hilarious! Just what I need on a Monday morning. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Cweetie(f): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2013 |
So the NSCDC guy too is a world leader abi? 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Carsonv(m): 10:14am On Apr 29, 2013 |
davida222: I think one class of variationswhat are you on about? are you having monday fever? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by beeman80: 10:34am On Apr 29, 2013 |
This is just awesome and a true example of creativity at its best.Wow.Well done u just made me happy. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by logonlaredo: 10:53am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Nice one !!! The chicken crossed the road because of dissatisfaction of the previous state! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by dahmie2013: 10:59am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Nice one dude! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by amiskurie(m): 11:06am On Apr 29, 2013 |
I just pray that no bird flu carrier cross into my backyard. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by nagoma(m): 11:27am On Apr 29, 2013 |
blidz2: First of all lemme ask...is dis chicken a christian,wat city does dis chicken resides cos i wont be suprise dis chicken must a christian who resides in jos...nw d reason why d chicken crossd d road was because of d fear of BOKO HARAM who has threatend 2 destroy her huxThere is no BH in Jos - you fool. |
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