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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by badesco(m): 11:41am On Apr 29, 2013 |
I can not comprehend at all |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by OlufemiAbbey(m): 12:28pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Nonsense Is there no room for humour on NL? You're too serious abeg. Cut the writer some slack. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by OlufemiAbbey(m): 12:29pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence Come on! Cut the writer some slack. He/she just made me laugh my heart out. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by nuelnuel: 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
This is literary creativity and I bet if can effectively channel ur inventiveness to the appropriate area,you will soon become ur own Oga at the top |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by speeddater: 1:42pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Doyin Okupe: PDP denies that the chicken is crossing the road; there is not evidence to support the claim that the chicken was trying to cross the road. All questions about the chicken's journey across the road was engineered by the opposition to discredit the presidency. We need to remind the opposition that they will fail in their attempt to get the chicken across the road in 2015. I wish to enjoin the public to ignore these lies being peddled about the chicken because the real real agenda is to throw salt into the ongoing efforts of President to eat this 1billion naira chicken which the first lady has made preparation to cook for dinner already |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Alexyyy(m): 1:56pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
;DLmao |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by speeddater: 2:08pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Reuben Abati: This Chicken did not just start crossing the road; chickens have always tried to cross the road. I wonder why there is a lot of question suddenly about the chicken's journey. This administration did not create the chicken neither did we construct the road the chicken is trying to cross. Nigerians have a crisis of expectation if they think this administration can answer this age old question of why the chicken crossed the road. For people who want to grab power, people who want President out of office and who want the PDP out of office, you can never expect an objective comment from them. It is quite possible that it was the road that was trying to move under a stationery chicken It will take time and effort to correct this inherent need of the chicken to cross the road and the presidency is doing all it can to address the issue. As a show of his commitment in answering this question, the presidency has set up a 10 man committee and given them 10 days to investigate and come back with their finding. Pls note that the presidency has also instructed that no chicken must be eaten during the sittings of this committee 4 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by kennydee05(m): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
English FA Τ̲̅ђέ chicken had Τ̅☺ crossed Τ̲̅ђέ road because Ȋ̝̊̅†̥ can't afford Τ̅☺ be bitten by Luis Suarez... Cleric Τ̲̅ђέ chicken had Τ̅☺ cross Τ̲̅ђέ road because Ȋ̝̊̅†̥ need deliverance... |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Shaw007(m): 2:23pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
OBAMA "We all Have to stand and fight against The destructive forces causing communal and quantum crossing of chickens In our society!!! The stulific Elements of terrorism have to stumped!! . . . There is No room for terrorism In This state!! And Together!! We can all make The chicken cross back" |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by biijei(m): 3:32pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” lol.....smh @ d Gej prt |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Mustymohd2: 4:39pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
baba god go continue to dey bless u my broda |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by AnanseK(m): 5:20pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
NEWS MEDIA The Defence Headquarters fact finding team said it did not find any trail or signs to show why the chicken crossed the road.The community leader said that he and his 2 wives are eyewitnesses and saw the chicken crossed the road and is ready to say why.Meanwhile the JTF had sent a military team to determine the exact location where the chiken crossed the road and why.In its concern to ascertain the claim the team was taken to various poultry farms in the LGA to identify the chicken in question. The team also went about the villages interviewing those who have witnessed the event of the chiken crossing the road and to verify various claims as to why the chicken crossed the road.The officials addressed the community in effort to ease tension.At the time of filing this report the community reiterated their reasons why the chicken crossed the road. It is estimated that 1500 chicken suspects are in police custody and the President has made an appeal for support from the American government. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by yemivictor: 8:24pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
GEJ Government has been working day and night by setting up various committees to study reports on the best site to set up a cassava feed mill whose products will be used to replace the chicken's regular feed thereby getting it to cross to the other side by 2015. Government did not know that the chicken will cross to the other side so soon. In fact, this is a good sign of fresh air for both the chicken and the numerous Nigerians praying for the chicken. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by kinharold(m): 8:31pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Doyin Okupe: Reuben Abati:Thank you my dear, please, do you or anyone know how we can reach Lai Mohammed to answer why the chicken crossed the road. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by kinharold(m): 8:55pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
I will ask my Oga at the top to ask some high level men of God why the chicken crossed the road. Main-while, the police said it has arrested several birds, ducks, pigeons etc over the incident and is asking everyone to remain calm and go about their lawful duties, assuring that investigation into why the chicken crossed the road is on-going. Also, the Senate has condemned the action of the chicken in crossing the road. When contacted, the spokesperson for the SSS did not respond to our call. Please, if anyone has the response of SSS, CNN, BBC, Reuters; he/she should inform the house. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
rhema4u: Is this Chicken still alive?the chicken don die since o. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by ayobase(m): 11:38pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence Why the anger? Weren't u notified of the section before coming in! 11likes to 180likes says it all! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Prodigee: 12:11am On Apr 30, 2013 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? Well obviously it wanted to commit suicide! |
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