WOMEN'S ADVICE TO MEN

The reason why our bras don't always match our
underwear is because WE actually change our
underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about
armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of
you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive
questions on your payday.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman
delivers more than once a day.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to the number of baths you take.

The next time you joke about female drivers,
research the number of accidents caused by
rubber-necking mini-skirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends
keep track of "who's easy"?

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay:
we don't care.

Start parting and combing your hair to one side
early in life - you'll never see the 'island'
coming.

Your contributions to your child should go above
and beyond that Y chromosome you unselfishly
sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our
shoulder-level.

Your balding is a good thing - it subsidizes our
hair care expenses.

If men were to follow these advice, wont d world be a better place?

. . .you can do better