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The Perfect Suicide Note by hypergig(m): 2:39pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
One bullet left in my gun chamber and to think I plan on using it on myself saddens me. Life has dealt me a strong blow and I yearn to put an end to it, why should you live when you have nothing to live for, no one to render your love to and vice versa, lost a great deal of those dear to my heart to an unforseen grasp. A knot around my strained neck seems fair than a bullet, have always hated guns so I think I will opt for a rope around my neck instead of a bullet. But the groans and yelps from a knot isn't fair either so am doing away with the idea. Should I just take a plunge into the lagoon but I heard in a documentary that drowning isn't a good way to go and the lagoon isn't a child play either, imagine urself drowning nd gulpning up litres of water "me I no like dat one @ all oh" I think I will wait for nature to take it course, a death by natural means is still considered as death right?, guess I just have to wait till it happens. |
Re: The Perfect Suicide Note by iterator25: 2:42pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
@op - mix 'cabad' and hydrogen in a bowl and drink.. just go to sleep after this and nature will do the rest.. tested and trusted |
Re: The Perfect Suicide Note by Annie2gud(f): 2:59pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
@iterator..y nah |
Re: The Perfect Suicide Note by modextus(m): 3:40pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
iterator25: @op - mix 'cabad' and hydrogen in a bowl and drink.. just go to sleep after this and nature will do the rest.. tested and trusted ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Perfect Suicide Note by KELVINXY: 3:43pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Op..nice write up but those means are already outdated ![]() I've got an idea ![]() jump in front of a moving Train It's easy,fast and the best part of it all is Fame;your suicide news will be broadcasted nationwide on NTA 9pm and even news-papers.. Just think about it ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Perfect Suicide Note by modextus(m): 3:45pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Annie2gud: @iterator..y nahwere you expecting him to beg the OP if it was actually a suicide note??...and moreover i don't think ya'll read before commenting. |
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