A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

yeah rite

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serves you right

stale but okk

@clem
u keep judging other swith ur stale tale,
abeg @ post
nice one there.

@izeek i do.
u dont like it?
smoke shit then.

@joke
this is a remix.

if you say this is stale, then post ya own. RUBBISH!!
@ POSTER
nice one jare, no mind all them bad belle people

it is old and stale!
dats what it is

@ clem
u will only tell me to smoke shit cos u have tried it b4.
unfor sori i dont mix with the wrong type.
so u fit continue ur habbit.

say the truth and shame the demons

you smoking shit!

i dont also want to mis wit u as for the habbit, i shall definitely continue

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whores do to.

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