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South Africa Vs Nigeria -mandela's Death And Burial by PromiseJonah(m): 12:14pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
I am beginning to think south africans are not creative! Had mandela been a Nigerian, 1. The corpse will stay in mortuary for five years to enable government prepare for befitting burial. 2. Government will setup a planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to mandela's home town. Construction of new airports, new stadium for burial reception. 3. The body will fly round the 36states of the federation including the FCT. 4. There will be national ashebi (uniform) imported from holland, it will be made compulsory for every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear. 5. New slangs will emerge, for instance yoruba greeting will start e ku madiba o, eku iku mandela. 6. Our network will produce new callertunes e.g to hear mandela's last breath press 1. To hear the last word he spoke press 2. E.t.c 7. New products will emerge e.g madiba zobo drink. Madiba pure water, madiba magic soap/cream. 8. Our musicians? Aaaah 5 albums daily to praise the icon. 9. New born babies will be called Mandela. Yuh can add yours.. |
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