"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car

Always wear a Smile,u know why?
because we're too blessed to be stressed
and too annointed to be dissapointed

hi does anyone know sites where i can get em? peace

Check this out Guys
i got this from a friend what do u think abt it?


May your Blessing increase like FUEL PRICE and your enemies
fall like NAIRA VAULE and get confuse like NEPA.

you!!! Trusted you so much, but your mouth is never shut. Do you tell people my secret?? pls stop telling everyone that I missed you.

I read Smoking was Bad,
I stopped Smoking.
I read Drinking was Bad ,
I stopped Drinking.
I read f#ck!ng was Bad,
Sh!T  I stopped reading!  

A single candle can only illuminate an entire room. But a true love lights up an entire life time, thanks for the light of your love.

if someone asks me what a beautiful life looks like,i'll gently lean on your shoulders and softly say, "LIKE THIS"





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Positive thinking is like this
a little bird in the sky
you look up
and it sh*ts on your face
you don't mind
you don't cry
you just thank God that COWS DON"T FLY
LOL

wats up guys som1 just sent mi dis msg
'if i had d letas h r t, i could add e and a 2 get a 'heart' or add U 2 get 'hurt'
But i would rather have U and get 'hurt' than have a 'heart'
without U as a dear friend

if kissing was just two people touching lips then it would not bind our hearts and bind our souls the way it does

my babe so beutiful it thrills my heart
every seconds she is not here is very painful
how i wish a brick falls on u from an uncompleted building
so u could feel how much it hurts, and d pain i pass thru, during those seconds u are not with me

Dear Lord,
give me Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to 4give him and Patience 4 his moods
cuz Lord if i ask 4 strength i'll beat him to death
AMEN.

anytime i look at everything around me
i believe God has been good to me
but when i look at u and what we share
i believe God has been exceptionally good to me

my 2 eyes looking at U, , 3+2=5 senses missing U, , 4+3=7 days thinking of U, , 5+7=12 months dreaming about U, , but 99+1=100 years,, I need a sweet friend like U,, No word is as beautiful as friend,, and no friend is as wonderful as U, , a friend is sweet when its new, , its sweeter when its true, , its sweetest when it is U,, send it 2 the one u care 4, Send this to all your good friends even me, if i'm one of them. See how many you get

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you

One day you'll miss me like i missed you
One day you'll cry for me like I cried for you and
One day you'll love me and I won't love you

Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why? To find one good a hundred you must try."

"Never look back,
Never regret,
Never remember
the people you've met.
Never begin,
And never end,
Never say never
when it comes to your friends!"

Friends are like gems, they're ALL pricless"

"People who love you
people who you love back
people that will always be there for you
through the good times and the bad
they make you happy when you are sad
they are angels that have yet to earn their wings
they are your dearest friends

Amazing Text messages



*Don't ever be afraid to come to me ~n~ cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me ~n~ the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber your my girl ~n~ we gotta keep it real*



Since we met its been you and I, a tear for a tear baby eye for an eye and u know that my heart gonnna cry if you leave me lonely cuz u not just my friend your my homie


Sometimes when all your dreams, they have seen better days When you don't know how or why, but you've lost your way Have no fear when your tears are fallin I will hear your spirit callin And I swear that I'll be there, come with me

We all need somebody we can turn to, someone with no reason to stay. So if you fear that your sun is dying and you need the strength to keep trying, well i'll reach out and take your hand


Friendship is that sheltering tree which covers you with warmth when you are cold with Sorrow, balms your soul when you are hurt in heart and bandages with love when yo bleed inside!"


"Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be, I can fly higher than an eagle, cause you are the wind beneath wings."
"Met you as a stranger
Took you as a friend
Hope we meet in Heaven
Where friendship never ends"

leonardo da vinci wouldn't have spent 3 years painting the picture of an angel if he had seen you.

Ther was an urgent meeting in da jungle every animal was dere

ther was an urgent meetin in da jungle,every animal is there LION TIGER CHEETAH APE AND GORRILA but d metin cannot start because d MONKEY IS READING DIS MESSAGE.catch da FUN

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1.Gud nite,sleep tite,wake up 2 d morning lite,be bright and do wats rite in evry1s sight, stay tite.

2. u r so swt dat wen i decided to send u dis text my sugar level rose, callin u wul surely giv me a diabetic attack nd and dont wanna die yung.

3.Gods special creations include:a golden sun,a silver moon,a majestic hill,a depthless blue sea and the best of all a speciall frnd like you.

4.Dream touches ur heart & soul.its a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.hope you'll av d sweetest dream 2 nite, goog nite

5.Even witout seein u,witout calin u,wituot sayin a word,witout sending u msgs,i wil neva fail 2 remember u.

6.am sendin a pillow of happnes 2 u create 1daful dreams,a blanketof care 2 keep u warm all nite & 2 protect u untill mornin.Pls do me a favour of not wetin ur bed.gud nite