daveP:
Lanicky that your gist sweet no be small. Abeg re-narrate it again and spice am wella.

Wait so kingtom..... If you think im surprised@ the married part then youre IBADAN. Im surprised your brought Khiaa along. Right glad i am!

dont believe him o

@Kingtom- dont bother washing off the powder, more coming@ the top of the hour.

Lmao...

No be small thing oo....pls..help me shout 3 hallelujah!

KingTom:

Big yansh good na

For ur dirty mind

Happy bornday

KingTom:
Agbaya

Omodé ìshé

lanicky:


For ur dirty mind

Happy bornday

How big is it?

JigsawKillah:



Lanicky
you're missing the part where you urinated on your self and passed out when u saw mere planks

Jiggs!

M gonna break ur akpu head ah swear.

KingTom:
Bad girl!!!!!

That I am!! but only if you push me to the point of no return. How old are you today?

khiaa:




That I am!! but only if you push me to the point of no return

Orgasmville!!!!!

KingTom:
No!!!

(brings in flowing robe with a staff. KingTom understands and goes down on one knee to accept his "Knightship" )

me: I hereby confer on you, with wellwishing orders from Gustavo this.... This staff is a proof of your inclination to this post (takes heavy crown capable of weighing don hornswoggle the wrestler in a second and places it on him) you are as from this day declared "Patron of the Smiley"


(Crowd "eeeehhhhh" and applauses in glorified excitement. Hats and boots are thrown into the air as the "KnightTom" arises and faces the crowd. More "ehhhhhhh" )
(couples crowd the dance floor to dance to the pazzamezo)

me: And the MzMariah conveys her birthday greetings to you as well.

N:B- KingTom has used that smiley than ENIKENI on Nl.

KingTom:

Orgasmville!!!!!

See your mind nasty man.
How old are you today?

khiaa:



See your mind nasty man.
How old are you today?

26, 28 or 40

KingTom:
How big is it?

As big as "aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

KingTom:
90, 100, 120

Fixed.

lanicky:



As big as "aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Length size width thickness velocity

KingTom:
26, 28 or 40

Neither.

lanicky:


Fixed.

Eshu!!!

khiaa:



See your mind nasty man.
How old are you today?

Hello khiaa

khiaa:


Neither.

So how old do you think I am?

KingTom:
Length size width thickness velocity

As wide as Olumo rock....as thick as an elephant head, as soft as butter &, as long as hmmmm!

lanicky:


Hello khiaa

Hello what's up?

lanicky:



Lmao...

No be small thing oo....pls..help me shout 3 hallelujah!

Hal..... Wait that thing didnt enter the bag? Im suspicious already. I need to examine and determine(Kanu's pronunciation)


meanwhile kT is 1 and a half score minus 4yrs old today.

khiaa:



Hello what's up?

M gud...u?

KingTom:
So how old do you think I am?

Too young to be 40, maybe 32-33 just guessing, am I close?

lanicky:


M gud...u?

I'm blessed. Do you know how old Tom is?

daveP:
Hal..... Wait that thing didnt enter the bag? Im suspicious already. I need to examine and determine(Kanu's pronunciation)


meanwhile kT is 1 and a half score minus 4yrs old today.

Lmao...oya come nd examine it na

KingTom is....20+10-4= 26

For ur mind dave.....kingtom is 100+

khiaa:


I'm blessed. Do you know how old Tom is?

He's 45 yrs old

lanicky:


As wide as Olumo rock....as thick as an elephant head, as soft as butter &, as long as hmmmm!

Oluwa eh! Adura Agba! Oya wetin be your address I'm coming back to Ogun today

KingTom:
Eshu!!!

Igbakeji!...second calabash

lanicky:



Lmao...oya come nd examine it na

KingTom is....20+10-4= 26

For ur mind dave.....kingtom is 100+

lol 100+ i doubt. Meet me behind stage for perfect and concise, maybe precise examination.

khiaa:



Too young to be 40, maybe 32-33 just guessing, am I close?

27 you are so wrong, is that how old my face looks? Davep was close

lanicky:







He's 45 yrs old

Lol I know you are kidding.

lanicky:



Lmao...oya come nd examine it na

KingTom is....20+10-4= 26

For ur mind dave.....kingtom is 100+

LaNICKI Minaj

KingTom:
Oluwa eh! Adura Agba! Oya wetin be your address I'm coming back to Ogun today

Hahahaha! Lwkm

So u believed the Ijapa story I told u guys on dat thread?

Mnot in Ogun oooo....I dey d state wey start with *B*