KingTom:

smh

Orijin101:

kingtom don dey use me lie again sha!
wetin i do ooo?

Na you dey supply drinks na

lanicky:


Na Z for my area...

chimerase2:

Uuuh! what I do?

lanicky:

Uuuh! what I do?

many tins

KingTom:
Na Orijin101 o

How many bottles then for you to have being seeing stars so early

lanicky:


smh

You well so?

dre11:


How many bottles then for you to have being seeing stars so early

28

KingTom:
DaveP wants me to marry you

. ohhhh. no p. How many oil bloc do you have. hope our wedding will be in Dubai? hope you will place me on monthly allowance of six figures?

if yes, let's buggie down then.

daveP:
lol 100+ i doubt. Meet me behind stage for perfect and concise, maybe precise examination.

Nice work

daveP:
lol 100+ i doubt. Meet me behind stage for perfect and concise, maybe precise examination.

Nice work
@your diary

Adaobi12:
. ohhhh. no p. How many oil bloc do you have. hope our wedding will be in Dubai? hope you will place me on monthly allowance of six figures?

if yes, let's buggie down then.

Ok, I do not have an oil block, but I have 3 cinder block wey I mould this morning. Our wedding will be in Ijebu which is close to Dubai, and your salary will be paid in kind. i'm a bull in bed!

Amefrica:


I just read what you composed on your diary with different monikers, mehn, I must confess you're really creative haha. Keep it up!

Thanks bro. I guess i have to continue for the March celebrants. Gracias.

ivyy:





Nice work
@your diary

Gracias. Tis a pleasure

lanicky:



Mad guy....z na zrillion dollars (sambisa currency)

smh
your local no be here

LogoDWhiz:


E plenty.

Like 5 tickets over 5 days or so.
And na just one game dey cut am

100+

OK
me dey plan to take break o
I no dey use eye dey see merrybet office

dre11:


How you dey
You just terrorize people for that end

who else do you trouble if not your own?
if I don't worry them, who will?
anyways, I done shift come here sef
na here go worst

KingTom:
28

That one no plenty.......

Until u finish a pick-up van
You just dey start

JigsawKillah:
hmm
Lanicky
who're the new girls here?
introduce them to me
I want to spend money carelessly again


Dre1.1 I sight you
Naijaboi.y ever since u make money, u done forget me sha
Logod.whiz how market na? those boys want make I carry gun for their head sha
Starshy.ne lol my bestie
Adaobi1.2 introduce yourself jare. nobody comes here without seeking my permission #Joking
charije.e God is watching you. all these Sugar here and there, diabetes is real o
Dave.P make God add more inches to your things. I gree you
cheriepet did u no what your granddaughter did?
who else?

remind me
I done forget many people sef
it has tey o

for those trying to get rid of me......




I'M BACK Y'ALL

welcome Jig. You remind me of my induction/steve harveyan era. Cant say when nxt il. But when its all sparky, il consider.

lanicky:


I'm sure we did

Btw....why goodnight?

lol I'm in America so it was still nite at the time, as of now it's 10pm your time but 2pm my time.

JigsawKillah:


OK
me dey plan to take break o
I no dey use eye dey see merrybet office

Lol! Okay na

chimerase2:
many tins

Like?

LogoDWhiz:


Lol! Okay na

Hello! Kulipie

LogoDWhiz:


lmao

tot u said u av a wife.
Ashewo

make i help ur ministry abi?

Happy Birthday bro.
more mb to ur phone.
may u find your God-chosen wife this year.
bigger u i pray.
all d best

just a day from my bday.

MarchBornRocks

(screams) nawa o. 56 and still counting.... Nawa o. I need to defriend so marchborn .

KingTom:
Na june things o

baba said i should tell you that its been rendered impotent. Ahem. I mean the charm accompanying the dp. it expires sunday.

dre11:



That one no plenty.......

Until u finish a pick-up van
You just dey start

Ah baba pick up van ke? That means you finish a 911 load each day

khiaa:


lol I'm in America so it was still nite at the time, as of now it's 10pm your time but 2pm my time.

Really?....there's a particular America behind my house..#just kidding#

Gudevening.

lanicky:



Like?

I will tell u leta but not nw

daveP:
baba said i should tell you that its been rendered impotent. Ahem. I mean the charm accompanying the dp. it expires sunday.

Seen hope ave u me pics

daveP:
baba said i should tell you that its been rendered impotent. Ahem. I mean the charm accompanying the dp. it expires sunday.

No let him give me more time please

daveP:
(screams) nawa o. 56 and still counting.... Nawa o. I need to defriend so marchborn .

Lmao! Okay

Bunchersstab:

Sweetheart why are you crying? What's wrong? Please don't cry, talk to me.

lanicky:


Hello! Kulipie

Kulipie? As in kuli and pie?
Badt combo! I don't want!

Hi. Hope you're good?

Have I told u what eventually happened yesternyt?