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WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by precious1907(m): 7:49pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Pastor Akpos told his church members, that he saw a vision that he should pray for all working class members of the church. So he said all church members should bring their working tools to church this sunday. as he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their working tools, should stretch it forward and face him. All members did as he said *Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him. *Teachers stretched their Chalk towards him. *Bankers stretched their Pen towards him. *And about 15 members of the church who were hunters and Police Men, also stretched their Guns towards him. Not noticing there were guns pointed at him Pastor Akpos said to all the workers to start making use of their tools as they do in their normal way of life. *Tailors started clipping their scissors. *Teachers started moving their Chalk. *Bankers started signing with their Pen *And the 15 members with Guns released their erroneous bullets towards Akpos. . . . . . . . . . Akpos has been flown to Germany for treatment over 15 bullet wounds. Lets pray he survives cos he keeps d smiles on our face glowing. # getwellsoon Pastor AKPOS ! 1 Like |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:44am On Jul 08, 2014 |
haha #gud. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Lorlaahlozz: 12:47am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Who called me......where is d joke sef |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Yungmilio2(m): 12:49am On Jul 08, 2014 |
same o |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:49am On Jul 08, 2014 |
the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Yungmilio2(m): 12:52am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time.lol we catching P. codedly.. you don high |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by khiaa(f): 12:52am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time. My time is only 4:50pm. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Melancholy(m): 12:52am On Jul 08, 2014 |
And u sure sey i get time for joke? Omo mehn, money on my mind! |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:53am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Yungmilio2:haha naxo i go take they wish pips birthday nw haha.. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:53am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Melancholy: And u sure sey i get time for joke? Omo mehn, money on my mind!abeg put guys for line na. Haha |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by securi: 12:53am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Pls am on night duty o, don't distract me. Corking my sakabula! |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by ayukdaboss(m): 12:54am On Jul 08, 2014 |
mehnn..where tf did u copy my monicker from? |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:54am On Jul 08, 2014 |
khiaa:what country is that? |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Yungmilio2(m): 12:55am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: haha naxo i go take they wish pips birthday nw haha..funny go get some sleep |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Nobody: 12:55am On Jul 08, 2014 |
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Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Nobody: 12:56am On Jul 08, 2014 |
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Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by khiaa(f): 12:57am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: what country is that? America. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:57am On Jul 08, 2014 |
ayukdaboss: mehnn..where tf did u copy my monicker from?monicker?? Everywere wats the meaning? |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Lorlaahlozz: 12:58am On Jul 08, 2014 |
securi: Pls am on night duty o, don't distract me. Corking my sakabula!lmao |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by securi: 12:58am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Na me say make he mis yearn? softsparkyy: |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 12:59am On Jul 08, 2014 |
khiaa:owk enjoy.. Are you on whatsapp? Friendly chat. Hehe |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Lorlaahlozz: 1:00am On Jul 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy: I am still searching for the joke.same here...if u c it..holla me |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by chaberry(m): 1:01am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ndi ara, leha ha choro iri'm |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Nobody: 1:01am On Jul 08, 2014 |
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Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Lorlaahlozz: 1:03am On Jul 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy:Brother ....I never do change of gender |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Lorlaahlozz: 1:03am On Jul 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy:Good |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 1:03am On Jul 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy:lol edited to "sis" i saw brother before na. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by Nobody: 1:07am On Jul 08, 2014 |
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Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 1:08am On Jul 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy:hahaha thank God say Lorlaahlozz Say she neva transgender haha |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by khiaa(f): 1:09am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: owk enjoy.. Are you on whatsapp? Friendly chat. Hehe No I am not. |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by stinggy(m): 1:09am On Jul 08, 2014 |
MEaStRO: stinggyIf it's not abt money, don't quote me fella |
Re: WAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by MEaStRO(m): 1:10am On Jul 08, 2014 |
khiaa:owk hw do u enjoy the cold there? |
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