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. by Nobody: 9:01am On Jul 11, 2014
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Re: . by ggrin(f): 9:09am On Jul 11, 2014
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Drops ma plate of ebaangry
So please NL
So please don't judge me
And I won't judge you
Cause it could get ugly
Before it gets beautiful
Please don't judge me
And I won't judge you
And if you love me
Then let it be beautiful
Let it be beautifu-u-ul, let it be beautiful
Let it be beautifu-u-ul, let it be beautiful


Carry ma plates of eba back cool
Re: . by Nobody: 9:13am On Jul 11, 2014
Contact me at "rituals @ krall . com" we use only animals. No humans allowed.
Re: . by derrick333(m): 9:13am On Jul 11, 2014
Cliff419: Don't judge me!
u nt seriou!is it dat bad?but u stil v2 giv tanks to JAH ,u up hale n heaty u evn free u browin ,omo shey u hear d name?blood moni ,neds blood o !bwise ,but if u stil nsist?d best baba dat cn do it4 u, chek yaba Left
Re: . by Nobody: 9:14am On Jul 11, 2014
nothing way person no go see 4 Nairaland ooo...Bros are u for real?
Re: . by derrick333(m): 9:18am On Jul 11, 2014
Cliff419: Don't judge me!
u nt seriou!is it dat bad?but u stil v2 giv tanks to JAH ,u up hale n heaty u evn free u browsin ,omo shey u hear d name?blood moni ,neds blood o !bwise ,but if u stil nsist?d best baba dat cn do it4 u, chek yaba Left
Re: . by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 11, 2014
I'm serious abt what I said, if anyone is willing to link me pls Email me on: cliffjunior4@gmail.com


Plssssssss
Re: . by Nobody: 9:37am On Jul 11, 2014
Cliff419: I'm serious abt what I said, if anyone is willing to link me pls Email me on: cliffjunior4@gmail.com


Plssssssss
for money rituals get a mint N1000 note. Soak it in schnapps over night. Remove It and pound it to pulp. Get dry fish, utazi, white peper, oriiri, potash and yam. Mix with the schnapp and boil. Add a little water. Add the pulp money. Add two spoons of ur blood. Boil properly. Drink the porridge . And eat the yam.

You will start vomiting N1000 notes

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