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Lie Clock by agaba123(m): 10:11pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Hey guys I just got this joke and i think you might want to see it. Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan |
Re: Lie Clock by Nobody: 10:13pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Hehehehehehehe |
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 10:18pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
na my 1998 joke be that, how u manage trace am? |
Re: Lie Clock by agaba123(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
studio43:e yaa stella was still alive then and OBJ was in prison |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:29pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
@ post,nice one.Chei,baba don suffer. I like your response to studio.That will teach him |
Re: Lie Clock by dyabman(m): 11:32pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i bet studio lie-clock to go be like OBJ's own |
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 11:35pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
agaba123: i like your idea of moderation |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:40pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
dyabman: See charge.Studio come answer now, |
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 11:44pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
WHENEVR I HEAR OBJ, I JUST ASK MYSELF> WHY HIM NOR FROM MY FAMILY SEF? |
Re: Lie Clock by dyabman(m): 11:46pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Jamb Question . |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:55pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
studio43: Bros,thank God say u and the guy no family.EFCC for don dey pursue u upand down by now. And knowing you,they would have very strong reasons 'cos u for don thief all the money finish |
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 11:56pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:06am On Oct 19, 2008 |
Ask him.He'll tell you. He's really a corrupt politician at heart |
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 12:16am On Oct 19, 2008 |
are u sure abt dis? |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:24am On Oct 19, 2008 |
Ask him |
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 12:30am On Oct 19, 2008 |
oki, will do dt later me gng to slip jare |
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 12:32am On Oct 19, 2008 |
who's a politician? |
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:43am On Oct 19, 2008 |
You.See as u even dey form vex. |
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 12:51am On Oct 19, 2008 |
na offence to appreciate all wetin babe iyabo dey do? |
Re: Lie Clock by Gabry(f): 1:56am On Oct 19, 2008 |
no |
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