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Lol by nightnurse(f): 9:04pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday. Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: _ / \ | | O \ _ / and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison, " |
Re: Lol by studio43(m): 9:06pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:11pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
2 bad day i 4got 2 laugh. |
Re: Lol by studio43(m): 9:16pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
photocopy jokes suckz |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:20pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
whats that? |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:24pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
u suckn datz what. |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:26pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
gentlefuck: damn ./ . . . . . .dude u are raw |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:27pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
tccssshhew |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:28pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
@shenz na chew wey u dey chew d shit? tek am easy, if eim no do u, i go release more. |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:31pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
gentlefuck: Now that's it . . . |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
huh! c them |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
c who?guy abeg, we no dey 4 zoo here |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:35pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
ehn! wetin u mean |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:36pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
shens2006:i wonder oh . . . |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:39pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
obo(monkey) |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
wetin i dey try insinuate b sey we no b dose inmate of urs wey dem release una 2geda 4fm zoo. |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
80% impact. . . |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
:-x |
Re: Lol by studio43(m): 9:45pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
na to see una fight i get interest on, i nor send |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:45pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
y u dey cry, dis won wey ur chee*ks* dem dey red, wetin happen, dem rape u? |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
lol. like the way they raped u last nite? |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:50pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
gentlefuck: 78% impact shens2006: 67% impact . . . |
Re: Lol by studio43(m): 9:50pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
all dis newbies dey dull me, i'm off |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 9:51pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
guy, i no b gay, so no yarn nonsense |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
hahahaha. ok ok, why dem they call u gay? hun? |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
studio43: i'M NOT A NEWBIE DUDE . . . . . my other id just got banned . . . check it out 'tope_teadr' , . . . . gentlefuck: And you're talking to , , . . . , . . , ? |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 9:58pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
what if he is, ? |
Re: Lol by gentlefuck: 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
den u wil b d 1st 1 2 b 4kd |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
gentlefuck: A gentle fuc!< right . . |
Re: Lol by shens2006(m): 10:04pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
no way o. if u no sey prick dey skrash u, make hole for ur wall |
Re: Lol by studio43(m): 10:05pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
brrsss, Boss Ttdiamonds: yeah right |
Re: Lol by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
shens2006:how big shpuld it be studio43: Did u check it out . . . |
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