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Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by trendiitee(f): 11:14pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Wen I was 3, Mysef,my elder bro and my cousin, carried my mum's large- sized apple hair cream and started licking it claiming it was sweet until we got caught by my dad and dat day ehn,,koboko restored us to factory settings.. 5 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by gossipgirlie: 11:17pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
I don't like taking drugs even up till now.Anytime my grandparents force me to take drugs,especially for deworming,I'll stylishly hide it in my nose and pretend to have taken it and quickly take off to the bathroom to throw it away till I was caught. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by oluwato69sin(m): 11:17pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Sexytemi: mine was telling my mom anything my brothers did in her absent, and the minute she leaves the house I always get by them, but that never stopped me from talking about, then one I was taunted by them and their friends, was called radio without battery, telephone wire, abc, etc, I cried and promised to stop gossiping, few months later my elder bro did smfin, my grandma told my mom, she asked my immediate elder bro, he said he didn't know, then she called me and said she trusts me to tell her the truth, I had to think twice, and told her I didn't knw o, after that day I became a sealed lip girl oo.I guess that's why you are pouting on your profile pic |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Adesiji77: 11:27pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
trendiitee: Wen I was 3, Mysef,my elder bro and my cousin, carried my mum's large- sized apple hair cream and started licking it claiming it was sweet until we got caught by my dad and dat day ehn,,koboko restored us to factory settings.. Factory settings indeed! |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by mobi5592: 11:28pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Mondisweets: I asked my dad to buy me a bicycle because i was always late for school (primary school) mind you, school was right across the road. Like it literally took me less than 20seconds to get to schoolcan't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my night |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Nobody: 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
trendiitee: Wen I was 3, Mysef,my elder bro and my cousin, carried my mum's large- sized apple hair cream and started licking it claiming it was sweet until we got caught by my dad and dat day ehn,,koboko restored us to factory settings..dat hilarious punchline though |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Sankabson(m): 11:36pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
mobi5592: can't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my nightI just can't stop as well man. Crazy things. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Nobody: 11:45pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of uslmao!! 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Nobody: 11:47pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
mobi5592: can't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my night |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by nuelldido(m): 12:03am On Sep 09, 2014 |
when I was little I hate sch so I'll wash my sch uniform late every Sunday night nd very early on monday morning I'll go to d clothing line where I spread my cloth I will sprinkle more water on my cloth and quickly return to bed so when morning comes I'll be crying DAT my cloth didn't dry, for my mind I no won go sch... so I won't go to sch. I continue doing it until one Monday morning my mum and compound people provoked DAT day I wear d wet sch uniform like DAT go sch ooo. chai u regret DAT day. e be like say rain fall for our house only ;Dwhen I was little I hate sch so I'll wash my sch uniform late every Sunday night nd very early on monday morning I'll go to d clothing line where I spread my cloth I will sprinkle more water on my cloth and quickly return to bed so when morning comes I'll be crying DAT my cloth didn't dry, for my mind I no won go sch... so I won't go to sch. I continue doing it until one Monday morning my mum and compound people provoked DAT day I wear d wet sch uniform like DAT go sch ooo. chai u regret DAT day. e be like say rain fall for our house only 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by anthoniaz(f): 12:05am On Sep 09, 2014 |
I tied rope on my immediate younger brother's neck and dragged him like a goat until someone saw us and freed him but he was already bleeding even though he was enjoying the show.I still remember how my dad pinned him to the floor and treated him that evening with methylated spirit and iodine.Rough play 2 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by nuelldido(m): 12:13am On Sep 09, 2014 |
as a child I remembered wen my younger brother and I were in d kitchen so we cut some rafia mat and put it in fire to smoke suddenly the smoke was everywhere in d kitchen.. DAT day I can't forget it cos my mum chase my bro with turning stick and my eyes turn to red like say I smoke #igbo# laughing in chinese |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 12:13am On Sep 09, 2014 |
sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.He has forgiven you already. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 12:14am On Sep 09, 2014 |
sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.He has forgiven you already. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by AspDrone(m): 12:15am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Hmmm...like a normal kid,I used to be scared of darkness.There was a nite like that I was eating with my family on the dinning and my drinking water go finished but becus of fear for darknes(bcuz there was no lite) I kept swallowing the amala under hard condition and when my mum noticed she ordered me to go inside d kitchen and get water ah! I almost wan shit for pant. Well I did as she ordered not knowing I took the remaining 'amala' along and as I open the big black water jar due to my fear fear it fell inside the jar omo e no easy oh I just do as if nufin hapened cuz If I talk ehhnn..no b small beating then I went back since no lite I just dey form amala meanwhile na soup I dey lick..the rest na story....One incident I will never forget.lol 2 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by parrotibaba(m): 12:41am On Sep 09, 2014 |
kika23:yeah n I wanted to do it more but it didn't happen |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by NEquity(m): 12:41am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Cnt eva 4gt; i was with ma frndz, they were playin futball, i couldn't join dem(dnt rili lyk d game), so i decided to play wif masef nd wif aim to gt der attention (whch i lata got sha). So i covered my face with a black nylon nd waz shoutin "hlp me".(how chldish). Unfrtunately, der was dz large ditch right in frnt of me whch i tot i had swerved from.................cum c ''fall of Lucifer''...... 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by scholes23(m): 1:45am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Each time I fall sick and my mum gives me drugs she'll tell me to go to d kitchen so I can use water to take d drugs given to me. Lucky day for me cos once I get to d kitchen, I'll simply flush them inside the sink and when she asks me if I've taken d drugs, for my mind I'm like does she expect me to say no? But I'll say yes and park well. For my sick mind I don scam my mama. Anytime I'm scared of going to the toilet at midnight, I do my business through d window and d next day no one would suspect that someone peed there cos they'll think someone poured water there. Whenever I was hungry, I'll eat someone's food covered in d kitchen and once I'm thru, I'll either cover the plate back or wash d plate and cover it back for d owner to come and find nothing. most times I'd leave a written note telling d person how sweet d food was and thanking d owner of d food. There was a time I was caught by my younger brother when I ate my aunty's food that she kept in her flask but I told him not to tell mum or my aunt. When my aunt discovered it, she complained to my mum and mum started asking us and we denied but I was scared when she threatened to swear for us cos I tot my lil bro would open up so dat d curse won't affect him and u know how frightened kids could be whenever mummy makes a threat instead d guy lock up but me gallant cos I know say all dat one na wash. With all these I was never caught. BADOOOO......... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by scholes23(m): 1:58am On Sep 09, 2014 |
softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me. Hehehehehehe ZIDANE TINZ |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by menix(m): 2:18am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Hmm..doz day wickedt gan.. We get disposed bicycle tyre cut them into snake size, get a black thread nd sew it wiv the tyre. Then we wait till its darkness. Once I look pple no dey come, I cross over to d other side of d road com jejely drop d snake lookin object. Once we see people gettin close especially female we start pullin d snake like object frm our hide out. Broz nd ladies if u see Run nd shout u will know so many BOLT abound in our gr8 nation. Then com see were we dey roll 4 ground dey laugh lik earth worm wey dem pour salt.. 5 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by daveP(m): 3:52am On Sep 09, 2014 |
My own is worth writing books in volume with '4 authors' -all ma siblings. Whenever beans was cooked, my senr bro would wait and fan the plate taya( ) then when he started eating, he would 'outline' the weevils on d sides of the plate(thus he used an hour=d time used in cooking beans, to eat a plate) we looked up to his style and soon followed suit. One church broda come one day dey yarn we small boys say "weevils is proteinous, eat it eat it!" we never like him cos he reported our dad. Which meant we were surpervised to eat beans. We had a neigbour in abesan estate. We jsut nicknamed him "LANDLORD" cos of his height and glasses, and cos he owned a smelly poultry that spoiled d fresh air every 12midnight........ Make i stop |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by rapmike(m): 5:08am On Sep 09, 2014 |
prettyem: hmmmmm,it ws during long vac., my mum sent me to help her buy a crate of minerals,i ws 12. I hit my feet on a stone and bottles came crashing, 14 broke outta 24 come see as i fall for crowded street dey roll for ground "yeee e gba mi o,haa mummy a lu mi pa leni ooo,mi o lo 'le wa mo o" (pls hlp me,my mum will beat me to death,i'm nt goin home again). I refused to stand up till my crate ws filled with new bottles,pple on d street had to contribute coke bottles dat day o,twas nt funny. The fear of cane... Lol. 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Nobody: 5:28am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: I was always crying, maybe that's why I don't have cute childhood pictures...with my big head shaaa. Once I see camera, I would start cryinggg, except they give me Okin biscuit with goldspot. Then I would still hold it and snap the pic, almost all my childhood pics, I was holding Okin Biscuit and Goldspot...aww okin biscuits good old days.I saw their factory some days back;its such a mess.its unfortunate they had to pack up. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Crixina(f): 6:19am On Sep 09, 2014 |
LaRoyalHighness: Lol... eyen eka mmi! abadie e?eyen nkan nnyin abadie? Lol |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 6:58am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly...After being introduced to it by my adult friend during snail hunting in the night, I tried it @ home in the bathroom hoping mom will not find out when back. O! Mehn!! When she came back... The rest is history. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 6:58am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly... |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by LaRoyalHighness(f): 7:04am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Amesiere oo.. Yes ke! Proudly eyen Akwa Abasi Ibom. defendedvictim: ha, u sef na akwa ibom? mmokom o! |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by LaRoyalHighness(f): 7:05am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Idioko oo... Idem nfo o? Crixina: eyen nkan nnyin abadie? Lol |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 7:05am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Folksyharry: whenever my mom was not around I would sometimes take spoon and start taking milk and bournvita until one day I saw nescafe and I thought it would be like bournivita so I filled the spoon and put everything into my mouth. I almost finished the close-up in the house that day as I washed my mouth on per second billing. I told my mom some years later anyway we laughed it over.Yea! I love doing this as well. I make sure it serve as an appetizer before meal. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by niceeric(m): 7:11am On Sep 09, 2014 |
kika23: Oh again again.... I was about 10 when i smoked and my family friend was there(unluckily).... I made her swear by the bible that she wouldn't tell.... She did... Two days later my mum called me and asked me to kneel in front of her... I got the beating of my life.... She TOLD.... lool....i know the feeling that comes after being told on......my elder sis was a snitch too growing up! |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by mentorandfriend(m): 7:26am On Sep 09, 2014 |
teeo: I used to bite my elder sister anytime we fought. I had very sharp teeth.
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