A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer go out hunting in the woods one day. Each of them brings along his hunting dog, and they spend most of the morning arguing about which of the dogs is the smartest. Early in the afternoon, they discover a clearing in the forest. In the middle of the clearing is a large pile of animal bones.

Seeing the bones, the doctor turns to the others and says, "I'm going to prove to you two that my dog is the smartest. Watch this!"

He then calls his dog over and says, "Bones! See the bones? Go get 'em!" The dog rushes over to the pile, rummages around for a bit, and then proceeds to build a replica of the human skeleton, perfect down to the last detail. The doctor grins smugly; after all, his dog has just built a human skeleton from animal bones.

The engineer, however, is totally unimpressed. "That's nothing," he says. "Watch this." He calls his dog over, and points out the pile. "Bones! Get the bones!" The dog rushes over, tears down the skeleton, and in its place builds a perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower. It even has a little French flag waving at the top. The doctor is forced to agree that the engineer's dog is, in fact, smarter than his own.

The lawyer, however, is still not impressed. "My dog is smarter," he says. "Watch." He then calls his dog over, points to the pile, and says simply, "Bones." The dog rushes over to the pile, tears down the tower, eats half the bones, buries the other half, and takes the rest of the afternoon off.

The Life of Riley
A man sentenced to prison was put in a cell with an older convict who had been there for many years.

One day, they were talking about their pasts, and the old man said, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

"What happened?" his new cellmate asked.

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."

lol

Nope

why say nope to dope,

Hope u Grope n Cope wit d Dope then. . . . _{he he he}
                                 



                 


                Dope??. . .hell 2 da. . . Nope!!

u no well lol

Ziggy_mama:

       Hope u Grope n Cope wit d Dope then. . . . _{he he he}
                                  



                 


                Dope??. . .hell 2 da. . . Nope!!
               

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Babes . . Missed you like crazy!!
Where have you been?How have you been?and how are you ?

    . . .aahhhh Missy B my love . . . .How have u been     

       am well o. . . what about u?? How is that cuteness that is U doin Hon

I'm so fine just that I missed you wella.
Hope you're kul?

U kno me. . . am as kul as ice   ^{wish i cud giv ya a kul hug too}

    Missy u loads too u kno  plus i kno u'r still hot lik that  ^{no one can touch that Suga}



Muah Muah Muah Muahhhhhhhhh. . . ^{turn d other cheek mami}

chai!
see igbo in action

@saucekid
na pot dem dey smoke.
Finally peace has returned to Jokes section.
Where aluta boy mogentle dey?

he still dey aluta land

saucekid n disease Muah   Muah  
                         

           


       But emm on a serious note o. . .Saucekid,i do recommend u sauce out Disease  

is that so??

@Ziggy_mama
No be only sauce na flavor
Still smoking d pot I can see.
No smoking Or BAN!

Disease u r hereby eradicated!!!!! ^{otherwise BAN!!}


Saucekid,what r u waitin 4 eh?? oya to wok!!

no!

na by force to

close ya mouth tatafo

clemcykul:

no!

             

     clemcykul. . . Saucekid. . . clemcykul . . .

                . . thot i was talkin to the saucer of Disease


. . Ok.pardon ma mistake clemcysauce.     NOW TO WOK!!

romade:

close ya mouth tatafo

c this church rat may i do wetin i wan do 1st i go cum b ak to yhu

@Ziggy_mama
Too much janga ina d system man!
Yaaa!! Rastafari!

disease yuk yuk yuk



Off to tak ma Vitamins don't want no infection.

i can see that your immune system is dead

nawa oh, nobody comment to the dry jokes upthere

princesa, take time o!

or what


besides are you tyty