Help! Help!! Help!!!

It’s really pathetic, and absolutely obnoxious. Life has perfectly changed, almost always thinking ways to praise a single shameless, dependent, and insatiable figure.

Since we happened to be in the same college, uncharitable Charity bewitched me, yes! Bewitched by beauty. Eventually, any task you know in school, Charity does none, not once but always. Who is doing it for her? I of course.

I am please in need of help. Charity is a girl with unspeakable unsentimental attitude, and untrammelled insatiable nature. Come for rescue, I wanna be extricated.

Consequently, I had had tried and tried relentlessly before, but all these trials effect to that humongous catastrophe was that of shouting, yelling or wailing to the house set on fire. Every now and then, tongue of that fire would shoot up almost sky-high. I wanna you my people tell me the numbers I should use to call Fire Service Men, so as to bring the fire under control.

-Good Hopes.

your mind is de-attached from reality.

I think im the one that needs HELP here after readin this.

Are you related to Pastor Chris Okotie by chance or do you attend Household? See Grammar, my great grand father come and see oh

sista-jay:

I think I'm the one that needs HELP here after readin this.

Lmao!

IykeD:

Are you related to Pastor Chris Okotie by chance or do you attend Household? See Grammar, my great grand father come and see oh

Hehehe! I need my dictionary!

I tire o, and yet another KOLO on the run again na everyday KOLO come dey escape from phycatric hospital sef?
e clear say the poster brain dey shake!

@ poster
are you well at all?

sista-jay:

I think I'm the one that needs HELP here after readin this.

oh lord my stomach hurt

untrammelled insatiable nature.Come for rescue, I want to be extricated.
(but all these trials effect to that humongous catastrophe was that of shouting, yelling or wailing to the house set on fire.)

ITS LIKE U JUST SIT DOWN COOL WITH UR DICTIONARY AND COPY ALL THIS THINGS.


ABI U THINK SAY WE NO GO SCHOOL, VILLAGE HEADMASTER. NWA TEACHER

Jesu nwa David!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delirium.
Mental Abnormal Demented!!!!!!!! = MAD

muhsin:

Help! Help!! Help!!!

It’s really pathetic, and absolutely obnoxious. Life has perfectly changed, almost always thinking ways to praise a single shameless, dependent, and insatiable figure.

Since we happened to be in the same college, uncharitable Charity bewitched me, yes! Bewitched by beauty. Eventually, any task you know in school, Charity does none, not once but always. Who is doing it for her? I of course.

I am please in need of help. Charity is a girl with unspeakable unsentimental attitude, and untrammelled insatiable nature. Come for rescue, I want to be extricated.

Consequently, I had had tried and tried relentlessly before, but all these trials effect to that humongous catastrophe was that of shouting, yelling or wailing to the house set on fire. Every now and then, tongue of that fire would shoot up almost sky-high. I want to you my people tell me the numbers I should use to call Fire Service Men, so as to bring the fire under control.

-Good Hopes.

Please break it down for us

this got me rolling me laffing and beating my keyboard for sure nice one poster!

Hello everyone!

Its very interesting reading all your comments. Thanks so much. May God bless.

Yet, reading these replies, although interesting but slightly frightened and surprising. I never knew and never had imagined a simple and plain piece of writing like this would be misunderstood like this. I had been proud of you that *lots* of guys up here do write margically, almost morethan other fora members I have registed with. But, oh my my! Oh my lord! What a 'harakiri'!

To let you know; I swear with God almighty, same topic, same words, same everything has been extensively discussed in another forum, which more than 90% of its members are either English, Americans, Canadian and other white colored people who speak the language either as MT or L1 (and as well as L2). Oh my good nairalanders! Why can't you!

More so, lets assumed I talked/wrote in an encrypted code, you should have, by now, the technicalities of breaking and decoding the code and deciphering the hidden meaning.

Any way, a friend of mine has said it all. Maybe it was because of my username, or the location I write I'm living in or other things like. That could yes be the reason of rather taking my piece in such a disdain. I reckong that was just a conjucture. But let us see.

Thanks.

i can see good schools are developing in mushin. congrats!

smooooooth:

i can see good schools are developing in mushin. congrats!

LOL You need to say more than that, bos.

illiterates!! literates!!!
_{every body is not meant to go to school!
try & understand!}

Kai!!!

wetin person no go see for this Nairaland again.

I need some Panadol now.

Thanks a lot mushin

@ mushin

Do you love this girl?

@post
what exactly is ur problem?
if its spiritual i sense its too late to help u seeing how far u have been affected.
if its other wise, then yaba nuero-phsycatric hospital don stepup.

Hmmmm . . .so some crack heads have started dealing METH in Naija . . .the symtoms are too close to be coincidence. . . .this is sad

Whaoh! Nairaland peeps are not sensitive. Is it too hard to decipher dat d help d poster is solicitating for is for chains & rehab.

Real symptoms of METH

nah wa oh!
wetin person no go see 4nairaland?

sori 4 u oh

Hmm, I shall never get angry with you, for I figure-out that almost what you are saying is coming out from your ignorance or rather silly failure to capture the meaning of what I was saying. And I damned well know non of you understand the language (English) more than the native speaker. Native speakers understand the hell I was saying (on other board), thus think of why can't you? And irony.

Maybe if I'm taken to rehab house then you certainly need to be taken to asylum as soon as possible. LOL

Real sorry for you too!

I can see a new problem.

@muhsin

I think you really need help,Yes i asked you to break it down for us if you really need to be disentangled from your supposed predicament but you ignorantly refused,

Now let me break it down for you.
In your quest for extrication from uncharitable charity, I hereby recommend a rehab for you since your Consequent and relentless trials brought nothing but humongous catastrophe as in shouting, yelling or wailing to the house set on fire, as you said.
I guess you are still in school with this girl ,If am wrong, put me through.is she your girlfriend,if the answer is Yes, i also presumed you are tired of the relationship and didn't know how to free yourself.
Whether you re bewitched, Yes you are ,your grammar tells it all , you 'd gone round all forums but still did not find an answer, then try spiritual deliverance if you re seriously in need of help.

Lest i forget, I should supposed you 'd got a nice lyrics up there for your oncoming rap song.

I think i can offer some help here, if only out of your mental derailment,
you can pin-point the exact street you parade after you'd escaped from the
psychiatric hospital.
Then I'll come well prepaid with chains to tie and bind you
and take you straight back to the zoo

@Mushin

E Be like say I sabi you for that tarmac for Agege Motor road,

I no know say slightly educated area boys sef dey visit nairaland

Thumbs up, you are an area boy with a class

@igwe 1

LOL Many thanks for your hints and mocks.

And to all of you.

muhsin:

It’s really pathetic, and absolutely obnoxious. Life has perfectly changed, almost always thinking ways to praise a single shameless, dependent, and insatiable figure.

Since we happened to be in the same college, uncharitable Charity bewitched me, yes! Bewitched by beauty.

if sum1 uncharitable charity BEWITCHED YOU then what are you waiting for.

muhsin:

Eventually, any task you know in school, Charity does none, not once but always. Who is doing it for her? I of course.

what a nice guy you are


I am please in need of help. Charity is a girl with unspeakable unsentimental attitude, and untrammelled insatiable nature. Come for rescue, I want to be extricated.

Consequently, I had had tried and tried relentlessly before, but all these trials effect to that humongous catastrophe was that of shouting, yelling or wailing to the house set on fire. Every now and then, tongue of that fire would shoot up almost sky-high. I want to you my people tell me the numbers I should use to call Fire Service Men, so as to bring the fire under control.

@ poster pls explain the above coz i dont understand





-Good Hopes.

@ mushin

Did you see/read m y question or you are just generally spoiling for a fight?