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How To Find Out If She Is A Wife Material Using The Udara Cherry Test by Macles: 5:14am On Nov 16, 2014 |
HOW TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS A WIFE MATERIAL USING THE UDARA (AGBALUMO, CHERRY) TEST --------------- ------------ The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms during the dry season in Nigeria. When the fruit is at its peak season between December – April, you can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum. Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers of this fruit. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/how-to-find-out-if-she-is-a-wife-material-using-the-udara-agbalumo-cherry-test/ |
Re: How To Find Out If She Is A Wife Material Using The Udara Cherry Test by Nobody: 6:23am On Nov 16, 2014 |
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Re: How To Find Out If She Is A Wife Material Using The Udara Cherry Test by redfly(m): 6:00pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms during the dry season in Nigeria. When the fruit is at its peak season between December – April, you can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum. Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers of this fruit. Generally there are two major types of Udara. The sweet and the sour variety. You can conduct this test by buying the Udara fruit for her & sitting back to watch how she consumes it or by just random observation whenever you see her eating the fruit. It is preferable that you give her the fruit yourself so as to have control over the test process. Sit back open your eyes and observe carefully. You can always tell the character traits of an individual by his/her eating mannerism. Give her the sweet udara variety. Her first action will be to remove the tiny stalk that serves as the fruit cap/seal. She will then squeeze the body of the fruit releasing the juice and fleshy fruit pulp into her mouth. If she licks her lips & remarks on how sweet the fruit tastes, it shows that she is a good- natured lady who will pay you compliments as at and when due. This means she will live peaceably with you, your friends and relations. How does she utilize the seed of the fruit? You know Udara seeds are enveloped in a thin mucous membrane that is meant to be removed by the combined action of the teeth & the tongue. If she swallows all the seeds alongside with the membrane, bro you need to watch it! This means she will swallow all your money if you marry her! This is the type of woman who does not know when to stop. If you take her out for a little shopping she will buy up everything in the mall burning big holes in your pocket leaving you stranded in the shopping mall. The edible fruit pulp of the Udara sweet variety is delicious and can be chewed and swallowed with ease. Watch her hands, if she turns the fruit inside out and uses her teeth to scrape off all the pulp sticking to the peel, bro run away from her! She will be a compulsive consumer in your marriage! If she passes the sweet variety test my brother you can heave a sigh of relief but before you bring out the ring to pop the question, just chill a bit and conduct the sour variety test because it is not yet Uhuru. This should be done few hours after the first test or on a different day. Give her the sour tasting variety . The type that makes you feel like you’ve received a slap on your cheeks immediately the juice touches your tongue. Watch her as she eats it. If she gives the typical knee jerk reaction by squeezing her face, exclaiming and throwing away the fruit the moment the juice touches her tongue it means either of two things: – She is a frank & outspoken woman. This could be a cause for concern for you later if you go ahead to marry her. Never let her catch you with any woman in a compromising situation because if she does so, you will experience the truth in the saying “hell hath no fury than a woman scorned”. – It could also mean that she does not have the spirit of perseverance. She will lose hope in the marriage at the first sign of hardship. She won’t be a loyal wife, the kind of woman that will run away from the home when you are broke. However if she does not throw away the fruit but keeps on munching on it slowly in spite of the sour taste, clap for yourself because you have found yourself a keeper! A woman who will not flinch when you experience hard times. She will endure the difficult times with you. As she keeps on eating watch her facial features. If she chews the fleshy pulp to the point where it undergoes transformation and becomes a chewing gum, Bro please put the ring on her finger!! This shows that she will be a creative wife, she will stick with you and work things out together with you transforming the sour times into pleasant outcomes. That will be all for. I know you will now be looking at the “ordinary” udara fruit in a different light. Disclaimer: This piece has not been scientifically, spiritually, biologically or socially proven to be 100% right. It was written under the influence of a sweet udara fruit plucked from Eka udo’s backyard. Put it to use at your own risk |
Re: How To Find Out If She Is A Wife Material Using The Udara Cherry Test by TheRealStuff: 10:25pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
this is so funny. You actually took your time to write this huh? 1 Like |
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