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Re: Is This Magun? by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 01, 2008
sistawoman:

I know it all because i helped her research it. She was scared to dealth that the condom broke (although with the way she was scared I think there was no condom to start with), that she may have gotten something that could go back to him. We looked and read and read and read and I had her tell me over again what it felt like.

I know all the details because to help her i have to know all the details.

Okay oh . . . but really if there is no medical explainaion to her condition, then is Magun. undecided
Re: Is This Magun? by debosky(m): 5:33pm On Dec 01, 2008
sistawoman:

I don't know the exact size of the each manliness but i do know that hubby is bigger then this guy[b] but has not always been the case in the past.[/b]

shocked cheesy grin

Someone has been 'bodybuilding' Yekini grin grin grin
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 5:34pm On Dec 01, 2008
KarmaMod:

Is she the one that advised you to do the same with the first hubby?  

No she is not.  I dont need to seek advice to cheat.  I dont need anyone to talk me into it.  I see how that affects too many people around you.  I would just divorce first before i cheat again.

But i love how you love to bring it up in just about every conversation about me.  Thanks for reminding of the hurt it causes.  You sista Karma will keep my marriage on track.  What would i do w/o you?
Re: Is This Magun? by JustGood(m): 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2008
where you sabi this kind oloriburuku woman wey dey go yansh about?
If the man divorce am now, na the man everybody go dey blacme as the man no go talk publicly about her shameless acts

shiorrrr
Re: Is This Magun? by spikedcylinder: 5:44pm On Dec 01, 2008
sistawoman:

I don't know the exact size of the each manliness but i do know that hubby is bigger then this guy but has not always been the case in the past.

Oh ok! So you ladies have compared notes. . . trying to see whose husband has the bigger balami! Interesting. undecided

Maybe it is me that has problems with this. It must be the American way of life. undecided
Re: Is This Magun? by billyall(m): 5:53pm On Dec 01, 2008
To me, that is not magun.

Tell her to tell her husband, from what the husband will say, will let her know if he know anything about it.
But that is not magun.
Re: Is This Magun? by KarmaMod(f): 5:58pm On Dec 01, 2008
sistawoman:

But i love how you love to bring it up in just about every conversation about me.  Thanks for reminding of the hurt it causes.  You sista Karma will keep my marriage on track.  What would i do w/o you?

I do it to bring you down to Earth when you try to look down on others when you are guilty of doing the same is all.

Plus I was just curious on why you even associate with such a person. Must have traded tips or something

I no be sista o. Call me Iyalode cool
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 5:58pm On Dec 01, 2008
spikedcylinder:

Oh ok! So you ladies have compared notes. . . trying to see whose husband has the bigger balami! Interesting. undecided

Maybe it is me that has problems with this. It must be the American way of life. undecided

NO she tells me. I tell her nothing about the size of his manliness. I dont share that information with anyone.
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 6:00pm On Dec 01, 2008
KarmaMod:

I do it to bring you down to Earth when you try to look down on others when you are guilty of doing the same is all.

Plus I was just curious on why you even associate with such a person. Must have traded tips or something

I no be sista o. Call me Iyalode cool

Please tell me how I am looking down on her?

I have said "that is her marriage" "that is her way of doing it" "that is her thinking"

How am i looking down on her?
Re: Is This Magun? by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 01, 2008
@ Sisterwoman

I will tell you nothing but the truth. this is not medical issue but spiritual let her live her country to germany or anywhere around the world to do the test belive me it will be the same. this case is magun or something involving charm. Now this is the solution.

1) Let her stop it or else it will graduate to another level which is greater than this one.

2) Let her go to her husband and confess all what she has did.

3) Let her go to the man Fucking her and beg him to tell her nothing but the truth about this issue.let her explain what is her problem. What i know for sure is that it is either from her husband or the person fucking her. belive me after doing all these her problem is solved. or else it will become graduate from pain to other thing terrible.

Guys i beg know the kind of woman you go marry oooo. or else something terrible will happen after marriage. seek thy eyes of God to choose for you. Woman! Woman!! Woman!!!. to je kin dake.
Re: Is This Magun? by KarmaMod(f): 6:03pm On Dec 01, 2008
Are you saying men arent guilty of worse, Timmy?
Re: Is This Magun? by Kweenisha: 6:11pm On Dec 01, 2008
karma please educate me what is magun and where does it come from?
Re: Is This Magun? by spikedcylinder: 6:14pm On Dec 01, 2008
sistawoman:

NO she tells me. I tell her nothing about the size of his manliness. I don't share that information with anyone.

So when she tells you, you just stare back at her and say nothing? And then she comes back with even juicier information on hows she's cheating on her husband? I don't know if this woman is as colourful as she is as dumb. . . undecided
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 6:16pm On Dec 01, 2008
Timmmy:

@ Sisterwoman

I will tell you nothing but the truth. this is not medical issue but spiritual let her live her country to germany or anywhere around the world to do the test believe me it will be the same. this case is magun or something involving charm. Now this is the solution.

1) Let her stop it or else it will graduate to another level which is greater than this one.

2) Let her go to her husband and confess all what she has did.

3) Let her go to the man Fucking her and beg him to tell her nothing but the truth about this issue.let her explain what is her problem. What i know for sure is that it is either from her husband or the person fucking her. believe me after doing all these her problem is solved. or else it will become graduate from pain to other thing terrible.

Guys i beg know the kind of woman you go marry oooo. or else something terrible will happen after marriage. seek thy eyes of God to choose for you. Woman! Woman!! Woman!!!. to je kin dake.

I have tried and tried and tried to talk to her but hubby has advised that i walk away and leave her be.  So i have started to wean off the relationship.   She does need friends but more like her i suppose.  She was a fine friend when i was single and we could talk about the games women play on men but our conversations have drasticly changed since I married my husband.  I dont talk like that anymore and she says i am always preaching to her to be faithful.  But hubby is doing the same with him.  They are both pigheaded and dont want to listen to each other.  Or leave the hurt behind and start anew.  But alas that is thier marriage and if it works for them then so be it.

How does she get some Magun for his cheating behind or better yet for the woman he is cheating on her with?
Re: Is This Magun? by KarmaMod(f): 6:16pm On Dec 01, 2008
siata all that "I use *I* , I use *she* nonsense doesnt work with me. If you dont get what I meant from what you've written. Na your own be that

Kweenisha:

karma please educate me what is magun and where does it come from?

Lol you should watch the movie Magun/Thunderbolt. Most of it is in English/subtitled. It's interesting. Lead actress is Igbo I believe

That aside, apparently it's a kind of curse/juju placed on a woman by the husband(always on the wife, eh? that's Naija for you) anyway it's a way to know if his wife has been faithful/unfaithful. The wife USUALLY doesnt know that she has it placed on her. anyway if she sleeps with another man aside from the husband, the person she sleeps with dies/goes crazy/starts acting weird and that's how they know she's been getting it outside.
Re: Is This Magun? by Nobody: 6:27pm On Dec 01, 2008
Hey y'all give the lady a break, she's just trying to help a freind in need here.



spikedcylinder:

So when she tells you, you just stare back at her and say nothing? And then she comes back with even juicier information on hows she's cheating on her husband? I don't know if this woman is as colourful as she is as dumb. . . undecided

You should understand that these people are very good freinds. They were freinds while Sistawoman was playing the same game. She has changed now but her friend hasn't. Dosent mean she should stop being friends with her. And the fact that she listens to her detrails dosent mean she's encouraging her either.

sistawoman:

I have tried and tried and tried to talk to her but hubby has advised that i walk away and leave her be. So i have started to wean off the relationship. She does need friends but more like her i suppose. She was a fine friend when i was single and we could talk about the games women play on men but our conversations have drasticly changed since I married my husband. I don't talk like that anymore and she says i am always preaching to her to be faithful. But hubby is doing the same with him. They are both pigheaded and don't want to listen to each other. Or leave the hurt behind and start anew. But alas that is their marriage and if it works for them then so be it.

How does she get some Magun for his cheating behind or better yet for the woman he is cheating on her with?

You dont have to desert a feind when she needs you the most, just cos you have a good marriage and she dosent.

The best you can do is to stick with her and caution her anytime she brings up the subject. You dont have to be a perfect listening ear to be a good friend.

Eventually she'll learn her lesson the hard way and start doing the right thing.
Re: Is This Magun? by JJYOU: 6:28pm On Dec 01, 2008
Kweenisha:

karma please educate me what is magun and where does it come from?
why are you asking a complicated question sister nwando?
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2008
KarmaMod:

siata all that "I use *I* , I use *she* nonsense doesnt work with me. If you don't get what I meant from what you've written. Na your own be that


Is there something wrong with me asking you to back up your statements?  I am just asking for clarity that way i correct the behavior and move on.  

If you are parent I hope you parent in a different way and if not then i guess you dont understand what the hell I am talking about.
Re: Is This Magun? by KarmaMod(f): 6:32pm On Dec 01, 2008
Lol I have to be a parent to get stuff? Hm ok

anywayyyyyyyyyyy

JJYOU:

why are you asking a complicated question sister nwando?

is she not alllowed to know?
Re: Is This Magun? by Pataki: 6:45pm On Dec 01, 2008
JJYOU:

you just bag yourself a tribalist bigot badge.  what is the matter with you and why can't you answer a simple question?
There is a word called COMMONSENSE. Beg God when next he is distributing it not to pass you by.

Rubbish.
Re: Is This Magun? by spikedcylinder: 6:50pm On Dec 01, 2008
Ujujoan:

Hey y'all give the lady a break, she's just trying to help a freind in need here.



You should understand that these people are very good freinds. They were freinds while Sistawoman was playing the same game. She has changed now but her friend hasn't. Dosent mean she should stop being friends with her. And the fact that she listens to her detrails dosent mean she's encouraging her either.



By "this woman" in my previous post, I meant her friend and not sistawoman.
Re: Is This Magun? by sistawoman: 7:12pm On Dec 01, 2008
KarmaMod:

Lol I have to be a parent to get stuff? Hm ok

anywayyyyyyyyyyy


By being a parent what i mean is that you develop a skill that is called backing everything you say up with facts. Because you see with children and adults alike you just cant make an empty statement and hope that it will just fly. Children and adults alike often like to have that back up with facts.

But some people never develop this skill until they are parents. That is why I said i hope you dont parent in this way, just making statements to be making them with no facts to back it.

So again I ask how did i look down on her? I would love to correct this behavior and w/o specific examples I cant do so, I just continue to repeat the behavior over and over again.
Re: Is This Magun? by RedHotChic(f): 7:18pm On Dec 01, 2008
@topic, she has an infection yet undetected.
Re: Is This Magun? by RedHotChic(f): 7:19pm On Dec 01, 2008
@ Topic,

This is the magun called the Gbono FeliFeli version. Cheesy Grin Cheesy It is mild but yet potential for easy death. It is designed that the woman will continually want the manliness of another man rather than of her husband till she dies from it. If she ever desires that of her husband, it will be a burning sensation unto her. No amount of lab check under the microscope can discover this Gbono feli-feli magun.

Tell her to keep enjoying the prick of another man, it will be sweet unto her now till she passes on.
That is the only thing Pataki is good at in this world. Different forms of magun. Are you a magun vendor?
Re: Is This Magun? by Pataki: 7:43pm On Dec 01, 2008
RedHotChic:

That is the only thing Pataki is good at in this world. Different forms of magun. Are you a magun vendor?
RedHotChic:

@topic, she has an infection yet undetected.
As usual, you are myopic when it comes to talking to the feminine side as you.

A fellow woman as you are, is busy jumping from one prick/manliness to another while seated in her matrimonial home and there you are, you have nothing to say to that other than come to the conclusion that it is an infection undetected.

Since when did you become a specialist/consultant in knowing an undetected infection? Have you had it before? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Is This Magun? by Moyola(f): 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2008
dhat ain 'magun' tongue

letz juzz say nemesis caught up undecided
Re: Is This Magun? by Pataki: 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2008
Moyola:

dhat ain 'magun' tongue

letz juzz say nemesis caught up undecided
What is nemesis? Is Magun not a form of nemesis? grin cheesy grin

How are you doing my dear?
Re: Is This Magun? by Moyola(f): 8:02pm On Dec 01, 2008
ehn. . . if datz hao yu purit cheesy

buh dhat ain no magun. . . . . if not there wuld hv bn all sort of somersaulting tongue

m gud bruv, longtym! hao ya endz?
Re: Is This Magun? by Tgirl4real(f): 8:14pm On Dec 01, 2008
D ironic thing about magun is dat it kills d woman if she doesn't cheat on her man (dat's d type i know sha). This means dat d woman still dies even wen she is innocent except is taken care of before d 'expiry' day.
Re: Is This Magun? by Pataki: 8:21pm On Dec 01, 2008
Moyola:

ehn. . . if datz hao yu purit cheesy

buh dhat ain no magun. . . . . if not there wuld hv bn all sort of somersaulting tongue

m good bruv, longtym! hao ya endz?
Magun comes in various brands and versions. As I earlier said, this is just a mild version of gbono feli-feli. There is one that not until you pour very cold water into that pot, all the time, it will continue to gbono (hot) till she confesses she truth. grin cheesy grin

Magun is not just about somersaulting. grin

My endz is cool. Missing you sha. tongue
Re: Is This Magun? by smurf(f): 8:23pm On Dec 01, 2008
Its simple, stick to ur partner and u'll have absolutely nothing to worry about cool
Re: Is This Magun? by RedHotChic(f): 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2008
As usual, you are myopic when it comes to talking to the feminine side as you.

A fellow woman as you are, is busy jumping from one prick/manliness to another while seated in her matrimonial home and there you are, you have nothing to say to that other than come to the conclusion that it is an infection undetected.

Since when did you become a specialist/consultant in knowing an undetected infection? Have you had it before?
Who knows what she is going through in the hands of her husband? Women cheat with good and viable reason but men are just plain dogs tongue

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