Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by nnachukz(m): 10:05am On Dec 05, 2014 |
I know as u got a C from a blank answer booklet, someone who filled his booklet with even extra sheet attached has gotten F. Nothing comes out of nothing. Our sch system sha |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by donhils: 10:21am On Dec 05, 2014 |
liveyourlife: This happened during my university days but I thought it’s best to share it this post-examination period of universities in Nigeria.
One of my randy lecturers was always giving me ‘the look’ each time he came to class. When I noticed that, I avoided every situation that might make him request any form of private meeting with me.
One afternoon, I went out of the school premises to get lunch at a newly opened restaurant. As I proceeded to pay at the counter, the waitress told me someone had already taken care of my bills. I turned to acknowledge my good samaritan and lo and behold, it was my lecturer. I put aside my inhibitions and went to thank him. A short conversation ensued between us.
He offered to give me a lift but I politely turned him down. I instantly knew sooner or later, I’ll have to pay for the rice and snacks.
Three weeks after, the lecturer called one evening and requested I come to his office. I quickly soaked myself with anointing oil before obliging his request. When I got into the office, he walked up to hug me despite my holy body.
“But Sir…” “Shhh…don’t call me Sir, call me by my first name. I want us to be best friends”
“But Sir….how is that possible” I was mesmerised.
He released me from his grip and began admiring my body.
“You seem very flexible, I want you to dance for me”. Dbanj’s ‘fall in love’ was playing on his office stereo. The lecturer was about 6 feet in height and he had this irritating voice of chipmunk. Whenever he raised his voice, he sounded like Kim Kardashian. See me see wahala oh!
“No offence Sir, but you are old enough to be my father.” I spoke in a nonchalant way. My statement had angered him.
“If you are a child then why are you in the University? Get out of my office. Foolish girl.” I scurried to the door immediately. I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me I was in deep shit.
The following week was our examination week. Three days before his paper, he sms’d me on three topics I should strictly focus my study on.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fotolia_52847492_Subscription_Monthly_M.jpg) His sms had me looking at my phone like, awww…. this man is truly a best friend.
D-day finally came and I couldn’t wait to scatter his paper. When we were issued his questions, one look at the tough questions had me concluding>
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Orezi-¹º¹-Menaf.jpg)
He had tricked me. Twenty strange questions to answer all. All questions had children and grandchildren.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Long-necked-student-cheating.jpg)
I adjusted my neck in examination mode but that didn’t help either. It occurred to me that all our papers were different types. The lecturer must have done that deliberately to mess me up.
I busted into an uncontrollable laughter. A laughter of failure… The shit of paper I used in revising were in my pockets. The urge to cheat was too strong. I didn’t know when I pulled it out.
That was when I heard,
“Give it to me!”
The no-nonsense supervisor in charge suddenly appeared by my table. I threw the paper into my mouth and began chewing.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/demon1.jpg)
She patiently waited for me…
When I couldn’t swallow the bitter paper, I vomited it into her palms and busted into tears.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Mbii.jpg)
My tears angered her more…
My blank answer sheets were forcefully taken from me and I was walked out of the hall. On my way back to the hostel, I bumped into the lecturer and explained everything to him.
He consoled me with, “Get a hotel for us so we could go there to discuss how you are going to pass my course.” Upon hearing that, my tears soaked up to my shoes”.
Three days after, I took a bottle of wine and entered into his office like this.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fat_albert_hold_his_belly_up_by_mcsaurus-d5zbtul.jpg)
“For the sake of my baby, help me Sir.” I pleaded
“My friend, how did you get pregnant in 3 days? Are you the Virgin Mary? You think I have time for games here?” He admonished me.
My class representative even pleaded I am a witch but his mind was made up on me. He was bent on taking me to his bed at all costs just because I mistakenly ate his meatpie and rice.
That was when I went spiritual. I went into a sober mood and began praying. God in his infinite mercies answered my prayers. Within a few days, peace had been restored to my life. When school had reopened, the lecturer was laid off with 6 other lecturers. I also had a C in his course. This was a course I submitted a blank sheet. That incident remains one of the biggest miracle of my life.
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This is just very funny. But you didn't tell us when you gave the man your phone number, you only told us how he started calling you. |
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Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by michealewela: 10:39am On Dec 05, 2014 |
pek: Your story was sounding true and believable until I came to the part you got a C after submitting a blank answer sheet. C? Meaning please? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Nobody: 10:41am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Story hard to believe. Sounded too much like a movie script. But if indeed true, there are a few things OP certainly thought wrong.
The man's paying for your food was nothing, but every other thing was just her own grandiose fantasy.
The lecturer had only you in mind before setting his questions to have children and grandchildren? False
The lecturer sent you a text to focus on only some aspects of the course and you did? You must be retard.ed to think such favor comes in easy. You don't get such favors and not pay for it.
You decided to cheat in the exam hall when you had no clue? You should have been caught and expelled for doing that. If that had happened, I bet it would have been the lecturer's fault and not yours.
Girls! |
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Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by ademijuwonlo(f): 10:59am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Anything is possible in Nigeria tertiary institutions. Believe it or not my fellow supervisees and I did our project at an hotel bar on any days of the week even on Sundays after church then with our surpervisor. A lecturer who came to mark at the hotel bar one afternoon asked my surpervisor why he didnt use campus premises, as big as the campus was for our project discussions/meetings.Myself and another lady were the only two female supervisees in the group. our supervisor couldn't harass me cos I was close to a very influential prof(deputy vice chancellor) and his extended family. he thought I was related to the prof's wife who was also a doctor in my dept. That was how I escaped any advances he could have made towards me. my supervisor was a casanova, I was a bone he couldn't eat. my mate called him ekun(lion) then. I got noticed by lecturers cos of my baby face but I was more than average student not a genius, I never went to anyone of then for help and I guarded my matric no like it was my life . I was able to graduate unscratched even in the midst of lions with God'help. lecturers in my dept then had womanizing as their second job. |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jeje123(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2014 |
holatin: good girl But you stingy oooo, d thing no dey read meter now
are u a virgin ? u are looking 4 trouble? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jeje123(m): 11:34am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Brymo: Hot lie!!! Just joking. i'm happy to hear dis from a lady |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jeje123(m): 11:43am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Liars will surely steal. U tink in kenya we dont know hw d go dey go? Diaris God shaaaa |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by OpraMenu(m): 11:57am On Dec 05, 2014 |
I have one question, How did he get your number? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by OpraMenu(m): 12:00pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
I have only one question, how did he get your number? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by peteruuu(m): 12:26pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Idonbelifit ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by uobimba(m): 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
I know as a human d situation is not easy to overcome but God's sufficient grace has been given to us.we just need to be determined as believers in Christ to preserve what is most important ie our relationship with God not certificate or d like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Dreamytosin(m): 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Very funny life encounter indeed ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Meti99(m): 3:01pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Wow! This geh can lie... Burr, why did u take nlanders for a free ride of lies? Anyways, mod please move this thread to joke section, ASHAP |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by drnoel: 3:31pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
liveyourlife: This happened during my university days but I thought it’s best to share it this post-examination period of universities in Nigeria.
One of my randy lecturers was always giving me ‘the look’ each time he came to class. When I noticed that, I avoided every situation that might make him request any form of private meeting with me.
One afternoon, I went out of the school premises to get lunch at a newly opened restaurant. As I proceeded to pay at the counter, the waitress told me someone had already taken care of my bills. I turned to acknowledge my good samaritan and lo and behold, it was my lecturer. I put aside my inhibitions and went to thank him. A short conversation ensued between us.
He offered to give me a lift but I politely turned him down. I instantly knew sooner or later, I’ll have to pay for the rice and snacks.
Three weeks after, the lecturer called one evening and requested I come to his office. I quickly soaked myself with anointing oil before obliging his request. When I got into the office, he walked up to hug me despite my holy body.
“But Sir…” “Shhh…don’t call me Sir, call me by my first name. I want us to be best friends”
“But Sir….how is that possible” I was mesmerised.
He released me from his grip and began admiring my body.
“You seem very flexible, I want you to dance for me”. Dbanj’s ‘fall in love’ was playing on his office stereo. The lecturer was about 6 feet in height and he had this irritating voice of chipmunk. Whenever he raised his voice, he sounded like Kim Kardashian. See me see wahala oh!
“No offence Sir, but you are old enough to be my father.” I spoke in a nonchalant way. My statement had angered him.
“If you are a child then why are you in the University? Get out of my office. Foolish girl.” I scurried to the door immediately. I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me I was in deep shit.
The following week was our examination week. Three days before his paper, he sms’d me on three topics I should strictly focus my study on.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fotolia_52847492_Subscription_Monthly_M.jpg) His sms had me looking at my phone like, awww…. this man is truly a best friend.
D-day finally came and I couldn’t wait to scatter his paper. When we were issued his questions, one look at the tough questions had me concluding>
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Orezi-¹º¹-Menaf.jpg)
He had tricked me. Twenty strange questions to answer all. All questions had children and grandchildren.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Long-necked-student-cheating.jpg)
I adjusted my neck in examination mode but that didn’t help either. It occurred to me that all our papers were different types. The lecturer must have done that deliberately to mess me up.
I busted into an uncontrollable laughter. A laughter of failure… The shit of paper I used in revising were in my pockets. The urge to cheat was too strong. I didn’t know when I pulled it out.
That was when I heard,
“Give it to me!”
The no-nonsense supervisor in charge suddenly appeared by my table. I threw the paper into my mouth and began chewing.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/demon1.jpg)
She patiently waited for me…
When I couldn’t swallow the bitter paper, I vomited it into her palms and busted into tears.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Mbii.jpg)
My tears angered her more…
My blank answer sheets were forcefully taken from me and I was walked out of the hall. On my way back to the hostel, I bumped into the lecturer and explained everything to him.
He consoled me with, “Get a hotel for us so we could go there to discuss how you are going to pass my course.” Upon hearing that, my tears soaked up to my shoes”.
Three days after, I took a bottle of wine and entered into his office like this.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fat_albert_hold_his_belly_up_by_mcsaurus-d5zbtul.jpg)
“For the sake of my baby, help me Sir.” I pleaded
“My friend, how did you get pregnant in 3 days? Are you the Virgin Mary? You think I have time for games here?” He admonished me.
My class representative even pleaded I am a witch but his mind was made up on me. He was bent on taking me to his bed at all costs just because I mistakenly ate his meatpie and rice.
That was when I went spiritual. I went into a sober mood and began praying. God in his infinite mercies answered my prayers. Within a few days, peace had been restored to my life. When school had reopened, the lecturer was laid off with 6 other lecturers. I also had a C in his course. This was a course I submitted a blank sheet. That incident remains one of the biggest miracle of my life.
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I just have one question. Pls explain to us how ur lecturer got ur number |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Nobody: 3:44pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
liveyourlife: This happened during my university days but I thought it’s best to share it this post-examination period of universities in Nigeria.
One of my randy lecturers was always giving me ‘the look’ each time he came to class. When I noticed that, I avoided every situation that might make him request any form of private meeting with me.
One afternoon, I went out of the school premises to get lunch at a newly opened restaurant. As I proceeded to pay at the counter, the waitress told me someone had already taken care of my bills. I turned to acknowledge my good samaritan and lo and behold, it was my lecturer. I put aside my inhibitions and went to thank him. A short conversation ensued between us.
He offered to give me a lift but I politely turned him down. I instantly knew sooner or later, I’ll have to pay for the rice and snacks.
Three weeks after, the lecturer called one evening and requested I come to his office. I quickly soaked myself with anointing oil before obliging his request. When I got into the office, he walked up to hug me despite my holy body.
“But Sir…” “Shhh…don’t call me Sir, call me by my first name. I want us to be best friends”
“But Sir….how is that possible” I was mesmerised.
He released me from his grip and began admiring my body.
“You seem very flexible, I want you to dance for me”. Dbanj’s ‘fall in love’ was playing on his office stereo. The lecturer was about 6 feet in height and he had this irritating voice of chipmunk. Whenever he raised his voice, he sounded like Kim Kardashian. See me see wahala oh!
“No offence Sir, but you are old enough to be my father.” I spoke in a nonchalant way. My statement had angered him.
“If you are a child then why are you in the University? Get out of my office. Foolish girl.” I scurried to the door immediately. I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me I was in deep shit.
The following week was our examination week. Three days before his paper, he sms’d me on three topics I should strictly focus my study on.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fotolia_52847492_Subscription_Monthly_M.jpg) His sms had me looking at my phone like, awww…. this man is truly a best friend.
D-day finally came and I couldn’t wait to scatter his paper. When we were issued his questions, one look at the tough questions had me concluding>
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Orezi-¹º¹-Menaf.jpg)
He had tricked me. Twenty strange questions to answer all. All questions had children and grandchildren.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Long-necked-student-cheating.jpg)
I adjusted my neck in examination mode but that didn’t help either. It occurred to me that all our papers were different types. The lecturer must have done that deliberately to mess me up.
I busted into an uncontrollable laughter. A laughter of failure… The shit of paper I used in revising were in my pockets. The urge to cheat was too strong. I didn’t know when I pulled it out.
That was when I heard,
“Give it to me!”
The no-nonsense supervisor in charge suddenly appeared by my table. I threw the paper into my mouth and began chewing.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/demon1.jpg)
She patiently waited for me…
When I couldn’t swallow the bitter paper, I vomited it into her palms and busted into tears.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Mbii.jpg)
My tears angered her more…
My blank answer sheets were forcefully taken from me and I was walked out of the hall. On my way back to the hostel, I bumped into the lecturer and explained everything to him.
He consoled me with, “Get a hotel for us so we could go there to discuss how you are going to pass my course.” Upon hearing that, my tears soaked up to my shoes”.
Three days after, I took a bottle of wine and entered into his office like this.
![](https://hotels.ng/travel/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fat_albert_hold_his_belly_up_by_mcsaurus-d5zbtul.jpg)
“For the sake of my baby, help me Sir.” I pleaded
“My friend, how did you get pregnant in 3 days? Are you the Virgin Mary? You think I have time for games here?” He admonished me.
My class representative even pleaded I am a witch but his mind was made up on me. He was bent on taking me to his bed at all costs just because I mistakenly ate his meatpie and rice.
That was when I went spiritual. I went into a sober mood and began praying. God in his infinite mercies answered my prayers. Within a few days, peace had been restored to my life. When school had reopened, the lecturer was laid off with 6 other lecturers. I also had a C in his course. This was a course I submitted a blank sheet. That incident remains one of the biggest miracle of my life.
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asi asi. Only you ate meat pie, only you ate rice, only denied him to shine your konga and only you sacked him from his job. what a wicked world. The same kitten you will still carry go submit to one alaye that is full of shekpe and he will knack you for free. Women are such a bunch of confused beings. |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by akajos4real: 4:22pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
You started the story well but u did not complete the part that gave u a C. Blank sheets do not score marks but your present status makes it impossible to own up to past deed. U either paid him or kept that appointment with him. FULL STOP. Abi there a miracle that gives you someone else result? HABA!!!!!!! |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by holatin(m): 6:15pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
jeje123: u are looking 4 trouble? no am looking for money |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by holatin(m): 6:16pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
cooljoe: I just tire o. Very stingy gal hahahahaha |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jeje123(m): 6:26pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
holatin: no am looking for money Ladies hate dat question, are u a virgin? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by holatin(m): 8:54pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
jeje123: Ladies hate dat question, are u a virgin? oh do u too ? |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by favouryemmy: 11:09pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Op, you did the right thing and I admire your courage to keep yourself. I also had an experience back in University where I didn't write much in one of my examinations and eventually got an A. I was determined not to cheat even after I went blank after answering less than half of the questions, I went to submit and soaked myself in prayer. An A was the outcome. |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jamex007(m): 1:49am On Dec 06, 2014 |
My view? Crap story! .....U submitted a blank paper and you scored a "C"? haba! |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by liveyourlife: 9:05am On Dec 16, 2014 |
jamex007: My view? Crap story! .....U submitted a blank paper and you scored a "C"? haba! It was a joke my friend. I am greatly bewildered that Nairalanders can't differentiate BTW Satire and otherwise. Na joke oooo! |