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Valentine Agreement Form by Psalmwise(m): 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
VALENTINE'S SEX AGREEMENT Agreement Before SEX I_______________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the "screwee", about to enjoy sexual intercourse with __________ _____(hereafter referred to as the "screwer", certify as follows: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance(s). 3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT their is no aggreement of marry ourselves 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and I do not care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I expect, declare in advance, the capacity and willingness for further participation as soon as time permits. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that: a. I contract a sexual disease b. I fall pregnant c. I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED THIS _______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________ (YEAR) ___________ AT _________________ Signature of screwee _________________ Signature of Screwer _________________ Moral Lesson: |
Re: Valentine Agreement Form by kestolove95(m): 6:09pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
sign....fvck and the fvckeee |
Re: Valentine Agreement Form by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
E remain signature of nuter. |
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