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10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian Silly Questions by temitayo41(m): 9:44am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Here are some funny answers to some silly questions nigerians asks... 1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me? This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person 2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday. Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'? 3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please... Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved. 4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see... If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce... 5) Are you sleeping?; Yes No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up 6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again? 7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk. Or would you ask my watch yourself? Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too. Abi na me be the room air freshner ni? 9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall.. I be like 'picker' for your eyes 10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well? Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian Silly Questions by donjuviam(m): 12:26pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
9ice concept tho u nid jesus |
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