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The Barber And Sharp Nigga by ifetife: 3:51pm On Apr 18, 2015
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ken, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Ken returned to the shop. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?" Ken looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife at home."
Re: The Barber And Sharp Nigga by Nobody: 3:54pm On Apr 18, 2015
sharp guy
Re: The Barber And Sharp Nigga by browneyes7(f): 5:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
Loool...
Re: The Barber And Sharp Nigga by browneyes7(f): 5:25pm On Apr 18, 2015
Loool...funny

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