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The Wife by ShaddyTerese(m): 8:31pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
This isn't my work. A friend shared it with me so I just felt it will be cool to share it here too. Enjoy! Subject: The Wife About Wife When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~ByTommy Lee A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing! ~By Jay Leno "The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife" ~by Brandon Breezy FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH..... 2 Likes |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Stupid creatures. |
Re: The Wife by Ladybianca(f): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Re we dat troublesome? |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 9:02pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Ladybianca: Not just troublesome,you freaks are the problem of the world..without you the world would've been a serene place to be..But i think God added you just for fuckening sake. |
Re: The Wife by sladimeji(m): 10:20pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
IamOdin:guy na Ur papa carry u for belle for 9months ba or na Ur papa testicles u sucked...females are more important dan us self |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 10:25pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
sladimeji: if my papa no put am i 4 fly enter her belle abi??.ur brain sef! And they beta pass u no be me ahbeg! Ewu awusa. |
Re: The Wife by ShaddyTerese(m): 4:13am On Apr 27, 2015 |
IamOdin:To me, the complete the very essence of humanity. |
Re: The Wife by ShaddyTerese(m): 4:16am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Ladybianca:No ur not. Infact I find ur "species" very fascinating. |
Re: The Wife by ShaddyTerese(m): 4:17am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Ladybianca:No ur not. Infact I find ur "species" very fascinating... |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 2:01pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
ShaddyTerese: i respect ur opinion. 1 Like |
Re: The Wife by MrsChima(f): 2:12pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
The husband is no better too! |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 2:16pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
MrsChima: would have made more sense if you wrote "my husband is no better" |
Re: The Wife by MrsChima(f): 2:18pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
IamOdin: I said what I wanted to say fool. |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 2:24pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
MrsChima: why is Engllish this hard? I said "would have made MORE SENSE if" i can't remember instructing u on what to say or not f00l..i gave MHO. |
Re: The Wife by Mhizizzy(f): 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Women add the spice to the world Men wud AV left evrytn in a state of uproar if left alone |
Re: The Wife by MrsChima(f): 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
IamOdin: Is it hard for you, No where in my quote I said you have instructed me fool! |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Mhizizzy: and you think it's better now with the xenophobic attack at s.a being cos d s.a's aint getting enough fuckening. |
Re: The Wife by MrsChima(f): 2:32pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Mhizizzy: Precisely. |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
MrsChima: cry me a nile cos you just exposed ur husband's frailities...Liability. |
Re: The Wife by zealot4me(f): 2:37pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Women are God’s most beautiful creatures. I am proud to be a woman. |
Re: The Wife by cyprus000: 2:44pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
[size=15pt] “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” I like this dudes,this are my kind of guyz [/size] |
Re: The Wife by MrsChima(f): 4:08pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
IamOdin: Why do Nigerians make up and assume shit? Anyway....I just exposed your faggotry! |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:09pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
MrsChima: Bae,limme. |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:13pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: o girl!."i dey BEX oh,why i keep face like that?.i neva chop?" in Rove with ur pix |
Re: The Wife by zealot4me(f): 4:17pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
IamOdin: Lol! Mallam since morning I neba chof I love d pix too |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:41pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: i qo chop TUWO? |
Re: The Wife by zealot4me(f): 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:50pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: The Wife by zealot4me(f): 4:51pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:53pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: ah don teyyu oh |
Re: The Wife by zealot4me(f): 4:55pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: The Wife by IamOdin: 4:57pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: Bae. |
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