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| Naughty Prof by Simplest001(f): 11:09am On May 11, 2015 |
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!!!" ;DFirst year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!!!" |
| Re: Naughty Prof by jokbid(f): 11:24am On May 11, 2015 |
Yh, it was funny.... Itz actually made me LAUGH |
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