My bosom friend and I, after watching a movie at the Cinema in Warri one night were walking down the street to our various homes when we observed a very well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of us. My friend turned to me and remarked, "Ofego I will give 10,000 Naira to spend the night with that girl." Much to our surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I will take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding me good night, my friend accompanied the young lady to her one room apartment. The next morning, my friend presented her with 5,000 Naira as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money stating, "If you don't give me the other 5,000 Naira, I will sue you to court for it." He laughed saying, "I will like to see you get it on these grounds." The next day, he was surprised when he received a summon ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented." After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your honour, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded by a profuse growth of bushes, a property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of 10,000 Naira. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only 5,000 Naira, half of the amount agreed on. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance." My friend's lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense, therefore, was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. "Your honour," he said, "My client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labour performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted." The young lady's lawyer answered like this: "Your honour, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the bush, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted." In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the 5,000 Naira or have the equipment detached and provided to the plaintiff for damages." My friend wrote a cheque immediately.

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