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Money Has Different Names !!! by Stancity(m): 5:47am On Jul 24, 2015
¤ In church its called (offering)
¤ in school its (fee),
¤ In marriage it's called (dowry),
¤In divorce (alimony),
¤When u owe someone its (debt ),
¤When u pay the government (tax),
¤In court (fines),
¤civil servant retirees (pension)
¤boss to workers (salary),
¤master to subordinates (wages),
¤when u borrow from bank (loan),
¤when u offer after a service (tip),
¤To kidnappers (ransom),
¤illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it?? Answer __________
Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by Nobody: 5:56am On Jul 24, 2015
Wasted.
Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by debris: 6:11am On Jul 24, 2015
Giving
Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by davuvid(m): 6:18am On Jul 24, 2015
'Gift'....(Oya put off the light)

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Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by AdeniyiA(m): 6:43am On Jul 24, 2015
seed cool
Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by endowednicky(f): 7:46am On Jul 24, 2015
Lovetongue
Re: Money Has Different Names !!! by Stancity(m): 5:38pm On Jul 24, 2015
davuvid:
'Gift'....(Oya put off the light)
Bad guy cheesy

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