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Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by debosky(m): 11:24pm On Apr 08, 2009
@ Sharon the stats are skewed.

I can as well add to 2009. . . Chelsea eliminate Liverpool, Barca eliminate Chelsea, Arsenal eliminate Barca. Arsenal Champions.  cheesy
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Sauron1: 11:28pm On Apr 08, 2009
debosky:

@ Sharon the stats are skewed.

I can as well add to 2009. . . Chelsea eliminate Liverpool, Barca eliminate Chelsea, Arsenal eliminate Barca. Arsenal Champions.  cheesy

U are not getting it. . . . .
The club that DEFEATS the conquerors of Real Madrid ALWAYS win.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by lailai2(m): 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2009
those stats should be for ur eyes only, sauron

i think it would be best we just face the premiership allstars right now, there's jst no competition  grin grin grin grin


and howard webb is highly rated in the premiership?
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by LuCiA2(f): 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2009
Why would i not want to be a chelsea fan.?
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by LuCiA2(f): 11:30pm On Apr 08, 2009
Ivanovic is quality.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 11:33pm On Apr 08, 2009
did una  see what am saw?  mumu bush meat dey pursue hunter dey form activity left right and centre. 4 una mind chelsea don throw way switch soup. but na me go laugh last for here.  meanwhile enjoy this WHILe it lasts  . na who carry cup win champions league. Meanwhile liverpool still got another 90 minutes. o
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by kaypumpin2(m): 11:43pm On Apr 08, 2009
~Sauron~:

I think Chelsea might win the CL this season.
The Liverpool win might give em a powerful knock on effect like it did last season when they pushed United all the way in the CL/EPL.
Everything is pointing in their direction and Essien and Drogba couldn't have returned at a more appropriate time.
Take a look at this stat i noticed down the years. . . . .

2003 Juventus eliminated Real Madrid, AC Milan eliminated Juventus, AC Milan Champion

2004 Monaco eliminated Real Madrid, Porto eliminated Monaco, Porto Champion

2005 Juventus eliminated Real Madrid, Liverpool eliminated Juventus, Liverpool Champion

2006 Arsenal eliminated Real Madrid, Barca eliminated Arsenal, Barca Champion

2007 Bayern eliminated Real Madrid, AC Milan eliminated Bayern, AC Milan Champion

2008 AS Roma eliminated Real Madrid, Manchester United eliminated AS Roma, Man Utd Champion.

2009 Liverpool eliminated Real Madrid, Chelsea WILL ELIMINATE Liverpool, . . . . . . . . . . .


Ferguson won't like this. cry cry cry cry cry cry

angry angry angry angry Not so cool Infact Bleep it angry

But then, isn't statistics just what they are;STATISTICS.

I have always known the Hiddink factor will manifest as the season pans out,especially in Europe.

But then let's WAIT and SEE,the 8 teams are still in with a SHOUT tongue
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by allboyz(m): 11:44pm On Apr 08, 2009
. . . .and Chelsea won the 1st leg by 3 - 1.

@all Chavski fans. . .your celebration is valid while the second leg results last. . .remember its L'pool.

my peepz like BlueDiva,FBS,Luc!a,Mykali,nateevs,cabali n others must be in Dreamland now. . .Grin Grin.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by kaypumpin2(m): 11:49pm On Apr 08, 2009
~Sauron~:



2003 Juventus eliminated Real Madrid, AC Milan eliminated Juventus, AC Milan Champion

2004 Monaco eliminated Real Madrid, Porto eliminated Monaco, Porto Champion

2005 Juventus eliminated Real Madrid, Liverpool eliminated Juventus, Liverpool Champion

2006 Arsenal eliminated Real Madrid, Barca eliminated Arsenal, Barca Champion

2007 Bayern eliminated Real Madrid, AC Milan eliminated Bayern, AC Milan Champion

2008 AS Roma eliminated Real Madrid, Manchester United eliminated AS Roma, Man Utd Champion.

2009 Liverpool eliminated Real Madrid, Chelsea WILL ELIMINATE Liverpool, . . . . . . . . . . .



Debo,the common factor is the enboldened,REAL MADRID.
Nice discovery Sauron.

But the work is done on the FIELD.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by allboyz(m): 11:51pm On Apr 08, 2009
@Sauron. . . .from your stats : L'pool eliminate R.madrid - ok
chelsea Destroyed pool - ok
Don't you think Barca will disintegrate Chelsea? And play Arsenal FC in the Finals??

Arsenal wins! - so f.cuk stats!!!
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by debosky(m): 11:53pm On Apr 08, 2009
Even so. . . if Liverpool somehow conjure up a stunner at the Bridge, Utd, Porto, Arsenal, Villareal or Barca could still go on to win it.

I don't believe in these patterns though - it's similar to the 'defending champions  always get eliminated in the second round'. Man Utd has already defied that this year, so eliminating Real by itself is not enough to judge the possible destination of the trophy.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 12:06am On Apr 09, 2009
so we fit call am thr real madrid curse?? high intelligence mixed with mild imbecility. liverpool is not out yet. but then who carry cup na im win and like i always say it wont be chelsea. they are DOOmed
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by somze(f): 12:08am On Apr 09, 2009
These two days have not only come with shocking suprises but may have made JM look pretty small. Yesterday's Porto game showed what Porto can continue to do without the special one. Perhaps if Porto goes ahead to eliminate ManU we may just get a new "special one".

Our match today was a breath taker, really. Ivanovich of all people scoring two goals and Didier the monster Drogba increasing the tally. Beautiful game by Chelsea. We were totally outstanding. Ivanovich is definitely the man of the match.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by propheyo: 12:14am On Apr 09, 2009
Chelsea fans and well wisher's this is eyonigger, I congratulate una. They under-estimated u guys, they said alot of things, at the end of the day, God showcase him power.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 12:21am On Apr 09, 2009
na by like that? ?? enjoy the moment while it last   for the higher you climb now the bigger the fall  infact dont have too much high hopes u yet to eliminate liverpool. lets wait and see. No silverware 4 you this season. we wont prevent an slowpoke from going to the farm but can he bring the produce? 4 where? i go laugh tire 4 here . shou? see dem dey form activity . dey for rambo.at the end nothing to show for it.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by allboyz(m): 12:36am On Apr 09, 2009
So Eyonigger is now Propheyo, na wa o0o. . . You mean this you prophet/prediction business well well ooooo. . . .

. . . .and Chelsea won the 1st leg by 3 - 1.

@all Chavski fans. . .your celebration is valid while the second leg results last. . .remember its L'pool.

my peepz like BlueDiva,FBS,Luc!a,Mykali,nateevs,cabali n others must be in Dreamland now. . .Grin Grin.

good night fellas - Gunners 1800
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Nobody: 6:55am On Apr 09, 2009
Wanted badly to be here last night.
I'm proud to be a TrueBlue.
To all well wishers, keep it up.
For haters like Criz and her hubby Switch, keep hating. grin

Ivanovic was superb.
Oh, and DD too.
Sure Benitez was shitting in his pants.

Now bring on the 2nd leg !!!
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Emperoh(m): 7:54am On Apr 09, 2009
Kai!!! Mother of all surprises
I actually gave Chelsea no chance prior to kickoff but football maths has proven me wrong
Here #'s my warmest congrats to the chavs

I bet Riverfluke deserved what they got
They have been dishing it out. I kept telling someone that their form was a fluke and they were just running
on confidence and self belief!!
Now assuming things like this affect them in the EPL, thats another season trophyless!!

Chavs
Na una day, enjoy am wella
But am already salivating at a Barca v Chelsea tie!!!

A chav sent me this as a goo night message

"May you not experience ashort joy like Torres
May the things that make you celebrate not give you sorrow like Liverpool fans
Your star shall shine like Ivanovic. You will do great things like Drogba
You shall be celebrated in places where you have humiliated like Chelsea
Have a splendid good night rest like Guus Hiddink"
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by FBS: 7:55am On Apr 09, 2009
@nateevs, how I feel?
dont know how this will sound to some people ears but got to repeat it again.
Its not as good as sex but damn close to a BJ. Its cracking crackalaking.
You feel as though. . .man, its hard to explain. Happiness indeed is priceless.

What an attacking display.

@Cabali, gbosas for you. You were spot on yesterday.  

Second leg on the horizon. Lets finish the job.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by argent(f): 8:36am On Apr 09, 2009
IVANOVIC was definately MOTM. UP BLUES
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 8:46am On Apr 09, 2009
how the movie go sweet if mumu chelsea no first form activity al na fim trick CHELSEA will not win any cup this season. the disapointment will be worse no that they have high hopes. grin


AT THE END OF THE DAY-------IT WILL BE SWITCH LUAGHING AT YOU ALL!! enjoy this while it lasts
grin grin grin
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by allboyz(m): 8:47am On Apr 09, 2009
Up Blues!!!

Enjoy the moment while the result of the second leg last!

remember AC Milan vs Deportivo La Corona game in 2003/04
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Cristalz(f): 9:30am On Apr 09, 2009
@BlueDiva

Your next door neighbor shut his windows to prevent you from peeking,huh? grin It's all good, you weren't missed. grin

Return leg will be super spicy 'cos Liverpool will so not give up easily. That's one certainty.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 9:58am On Apr 09, 2009
Liverpool win 3-0 at the Bridge? Is that a suicide mission or what?

NOBODY wins 2-0 at the Bridge, much less 3, besides, Rafa does not know how to set up a team to attack. Thats why he cannot break Middlesbrough down. His teams only win on counter-attack - and he will get no such chance at SB cos the onus is on him to attack, not Guus. If he tries it, we will just kill them on the counterattack like we did last night when we could have scored 2 extra goals in the dying minutes. Liverpool is finished, and I will enjoy rubbing it in their faces.

Barca is also finished. Forget story. A Bayern team with Breno and Demichelis playing centre-back will always struggle. Plus Klose was missing. Barca didn't do anything that Wolfsburg didnt do at the weekend. They just dispatched a porous Klinsmann team. Klinsmann teams are always porous and bare no comparison to a pachydermous Chelsea. Afterall, the same people yarning now are those who were raving when Pool hammered Madrid 4-0 - and look what we did to them! Barca cannot stand Chelsea's fire. They will be dominated physically and psychologically. Infact, we have a very easy draw there.

Rome, here we come.


@ Nateevs,

Essien was simply splendid - but you know its only a one-off for him at DM. He rose to the occassion and took the opportunity to make his name by swatting Gerrard aside. I doubt he would keep his discipline in less hostile grounds than Anfield and against lesser players than Gerrard. Essien is simply a beast and should not be restrained at DM!
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by somze(f): 10:10am On Apr 09, 2009
Let's take it one game at a time, bro.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by ayeesha: 10:36am On Apr 09, 2009
Cristalz:

@BlueDiva

Your next door neighbor shut his windows to prevent you from peeking,huh? grin It's all good, you weren't missed. grin

Return leg will be super spicy 'cos Liverpool will so not give up easily. That's one certainty.

DREAM ON SISTER!!!
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by FBS: 10:40am On Apr 09, 2009
somze:

Let's take it one game at a time, bro.
well said but you cant blame him for his write-up wink. He is still basking in the euphoria of victory and the manner with which it was achieved. grin
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by debosky(m): 11:07am On Apr 09, 2009
Ibime:

Barca is also finished. Forget story. A Bayern team with Breno and Demichelis playing centre-back will always struggle. Plus Klose was missing. Barca didn't do anything that Wolfsburg didnt do at the weekend. They just dispatched a porous Klinsmann team. Klinsmann teams are always porous and bare no comparison to a pachydermous Chelsea. Afterall, the same people yarning now are those who were raving when Pool hammered Madrid 4-0 - and look what we did to them! Barca cannot stand Chelsea's fire. They will be dominated physically and psychologically. Infact, we have a very easy draw there.
What is the 'psychological dominance' that Chelski will have over Barca?

Did Wolfsburg race to a 4-0 lead in one half? Or is it every side that now scores 4+ goals against Bayern? You are definitely over-excited.

Barcelona will destroy you if you tried what you did with Liverpool. Unlike Liverpool who can only hurt you with Gerrard and Torres, Barca can hit with Iniesta, Xavi, Messi, Eto'o and Henry, with Busquets/Keita and Yaya T posessing enough physicality in the middle to match anything Ballack and Essien can bring.

Liverpool was suicidal yesterday. The goals they had been scoring deceived Benitez, and he failed to play to his teams basic strength - defensive cohesiveness and went gung-ho. He completely blew it tactically, which has always been the crucial part of Benitez' game and became overconfident.

What is so solid about a Chelski side that lost 1-0 to Spurs?? Y'all now think because of one superlative performance that the world is at your feet? Even beating Newcastle was more down to their calamitous defending than anything else. Make no mistake about it - assuming you get past Liverpool, Barca will be a massive test.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 11:28am On Apr 09, 2009
@ Adeballz,

Dont you think Barca are running scared after hearing of our result last night?

A 3-1 victory at Anfield is much better than a 4-0 home victory against a severely depleted Bayern side.

Liverpool is the terror of all Spanish teams, be that Barca or Madrid. Barca are pissing themselves right now.

Speaking of physicality, Yaya Toure has no physicality to speak of. The dude is inert. The only Barca midfielder who has a physicality to match Chelsea is Keita. The only other person I fear from a physical standpoint is the human hyena, Dani Alves and the indomitable Samuel Eto. Watch Messi cop an injury before the semi-final.
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Emperoh(m): 11:44am On Apr 09, 2009
Ibime
I quite enjoy how you guys zapped Liverpool back to reality
but that was only down to one thing,
There attack was completely halted. There was no way for there 4-3-2-1 frmation yesterday

Essien unlike him just stuck to Gerard and snuffed the game off him
Hence, Torres was starved, Arbeloa due to the attack coming from Malouda and Cole was stuck back.
Skrtel was just moping. Carragher went aghast cheesy
But i love the way Gerard was disciplined!! It shows Liverpool is just a one way team.

They had a tepid time defending corner kicks.
They say that once beaten is twice shy but they re-wrote that saying yesterday.
Terrible marking gifted Ivanovic those two goals.
His doing it before should have alerted them to keep an eye on him

But just like Debo said, Barca will not be a tea party
5 players can hurt you in Barca. Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o, Henry, and the [b]Messi[/b]less of them all
So just watch. The secret is doing what Man U did last season.

Defend collectively. Its also good terry is serving his match ban in the second stanza of this decided tie!!
Also pray Carlvarho is back by then cos the JT i saw yesterday will cave in under pressure!!

All the same, enjoy the moment, its surely yours!!
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by HNIC(m): 12:02pm On Apr 09, 2009
Emperoh:

All the same, enjoy the moment, its surely yours!!

I wanted to react to his chauvinistic outbursts till i read your 'fatherly' counsel ! grin
he should enjoy the moment.
Afterall, DayoKanu did the same after Bayern scored a dozen goals against Sporting
and Liverpool fans thought the CL was already in the bag when they obliterated Real Madrid by 5-0 aggregate lipsrsealed
Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Cristalz(f): 1:19pm On Apr 09, 2009
@ayeesha

Ain't dreaming, just being realistic.

@Ibime

Hmm. . .definitely becoming over-confident. When fans get that way, their team almost always takes a major hit grin Keep your head, dude. Soccer is always full of surprises.
Rafa may have lost it last night, but his players possess one kinda weird grit that they bring up once in a while in some dire situ. Y'all shouldn't get too cocky is all I'm saying.

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