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Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by hollandis(f): 9:52am On Apr 08, 2009 |
Please give me a head and i will do whatever |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 10:14am On Apr 08, 2009 |
I don miss oooooo y me, Where you dey? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
you nor miss anything ooooooo IFELEKE i dey enjoy,care to join!!!!!!!!!! lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 12:50pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:U dey enjoy? Define the ''enjoy'' part |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 12:52pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
nooooooooooo, i cant define the kind of enjoyment i am having but you suppose know now, abi na my mouth you wan for hear say monkey born lizard |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 1:08pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Let me know now, at least you invited me to join. I need to know if it's the kind I like. . . u know? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 1:13pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
dont WORRY i know soo much about guys and i bet you, you will like it infact it will make your head ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL or better still go GAGA |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 1:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Yeeepa!. Wetin u dey wait for? Am Ready!!! Let's Rollllll It! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 1:28pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hey hey bad pikin anyway i dey come wait for me |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 1:45pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Bad Pikin Ke? I no bad oo, I just happen to know the way to the Promise Land. . . U dig dat? I dey wait oooo |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 1:51pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
ta who tell you say i go let you see promise land na only jerusalem i go let you go abi you nor no say EFCC dey on the watch lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 2:04pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me: Jerusalem too nah something, I can work my down to the promised land from there. . . Bone EFCC joo nah wetin I want make them see dem go see. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 2:08pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hey hey make una see this boy oooooooo u wan taste the forbidden fruit abi anyway my promise land nor need cultivation till anoda 2weeks, if u fit wait i go add u join the list lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by folarin2: 2:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Pls i'm new |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by folarin2: 2:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Pls i'm new |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 2:26pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:And why do think they call it the forbidden fruit? Simple Because it's too sweet and some people wan colonize it to themselves alone. Well, 2weeks no too long provided Jerusalem will be assessed with the option of working towards the forbidden fruit. Besides, Who go dey cultivate from now till then? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
chaiiiiiii gwad help you nor worry i get person wey dey cultivate am for now and i like the way him dey cultivate am chaiiiiiiiiiiii him na farmer to the calllllllllllll he sabi work well well lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 2:35pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Yes oo! tell him. I sabi my work well well. In fact make I no talk here. Na only for two us. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 2:41pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hey hey agaba123 you wan put me for trouble who tell you say you go fit cultivate the promise land and perhaps you get the right tools |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 2:48pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:God Help the 2 of us for we have sinned Nah agaba dey cultivate am? Well, don't be too sure he knows how to until another cultivator cultivates. A trial will totally mesmerize you. . .trust me |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 2:52pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hey hey na lie oooooooooo you need to see my farmer he is doing a nice job and that makes my head go gigigi gagaga come to think of it i think i have another land you could cultivate but not mine, are you ready @IFELEKE |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 2:53pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
baby you no say i sabi cultivate. I have the right tools which you have confessed to now and then. I have my digger which is long and fat for better handling and piercing of the farmland. I have a tender broom that sweeps across You also know that my hands are tender andthe finger long for better handling of the tender fruits. Should I say more? The rest you know! y me:that's it in a nutshell |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:01pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
@agaba123 that is the biggest lie of the centuryooooooooooooo you are not my farmer ooooooooo, but come to think of it u sound like a good farmer i might try you out you know oops i didnt say that ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make i run before heads begin to rollll |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 3:04pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me: yme you know this the greatest truth of the century. Meanwhile if you want us to continue from where we stopped, it is cool. You sure do know what you want and you go for it as you do under the sheet. Just be sure your farm will will be well watered, farmed and taken care of |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:06pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
oh boy agaba123 i don already get farmer wey dey cultivate my land ooooooo but i might get anoda farm for you to cultivate |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 3:08pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Like I said, try another cultivator who knows, you may start speaking latin during cultivatiion I wouldn't mind another land provided it's rich in fun like yours. Though I still wait in Line to cultivate yours. . . |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:10pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmmmmm okay i will hit you up on the farm but what kind of farmland would you love to cultivate dear |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 3:11pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:my dear farmer pass farmer. me I no farm the land wee me want farm no be by recommendation. Na you get the right bush which I want clear. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
i nor greeeeeeee agaba123 and perhaps i nor get bush again my farmer dey clear am well well |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y me:Perhaps! lol yme you will always get bush. Haba! You will always like to try again jare. Meanwhile, i get better manure for you fruit. So na win win situation. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
@agaba123 nothing for you @starstruck you too spoil how you take know whether na sex we dey talk about |
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