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Re: Whatsapp Jokes , Quotes , Message And Greetings by Abdullahioladej(m): 6:48pm On Jun 10, 2019
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You can meet many beautiful people in a lifetime, but only one person is enough to make your life beautiful.

You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.

Thinking of you is the easy part, but missing you is something I can’t handle.

Don’t check my status, look into my heart.

Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.

Love is like a rubber band with people on both ends. When one leaves it hurts the other.

If you can’t explain how much you love me, it’s okay, because I know not all things in the world can be explained.i love it

Everybody knows how to love, but only few know how to love forever.

You are the dream I see every morning when I wake up.

I don’t want to fall in love with you, but stay in love with you forever.

Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.

Look at the keyboard. U and I will always be together.

Love is fearless, but I fear of losing you.

You are the reason behind my smile.

Every winter I catch cold, this time I caught you in my heart.

I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.

Love is a journey that leads to no destination.



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According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.

I’m born to express, not to impress.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

In war only the one that’s left is right.

To make your dream come true you need to wake up.

Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

You have to be an odd one, to be number one.

When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.

Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.

When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.

If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.


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I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?

We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.

I love my job when I am holidaying.

I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.

I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.

Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.

I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.

Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.

I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.

Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.

Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.

A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.

Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.

Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.

I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.

Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.

Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.

I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.

Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.

Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.

You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.

Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.

Smile. It has the power to make your day.

Love is all we need. Money is all we want.

You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.

You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.

I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.

Positivity is contagious. Try it.

I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.

In love you have to listen before you feel.

You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.

When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.

When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.

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