SIX (6) CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET IN THEBANKING HALL.(1) "The Pen Borrowers": They re always in the bank,common pen they won't have. These pple are verydangerous, once u lend them d pen, u may find it difficult toidentify dem at a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u"may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u willsee that pen (except if u're lucky).(2). - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter dbank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all theydo is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm atyour back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey urback" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na medey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)(3) - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1stcome, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier ormanager, he asks them 2 sit down&within 5 mins they'vecompleted theretransactions while u still dey there looking like mumu4queue.(Daris God oooo)(4). "The Bank Door rejectees" These pple will always av aproblem with d bank door, then u see them removing theirbelts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keepsshouting"pls go back" My bros next time come 2bank naked!Biko, he go allow u in...(5). "The slip/Teller wasters" These kind of pple can wasteslip/teller of bank! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slipna JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing &take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words nagobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting inthis scenario...............................CHAI!!!(6). The pple from Another Planet: These pple usuallybehave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They willalways b asking 4 today's date, some will even ask u whichmonth we dey.. even after telling them d correct date, theywill ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo... <3<3