WELCOME TO NIGERIA


1* Where Citizens criticize
government on daily basis

2* Where any problem in the
country ' Na government fault'

3* Where all misfortune in a family ' Na witch cause am'

4* Where 'only science students are smart'

5* Where all Fathers 'Always came first in class'

6* Where the strongest alcohol, is also the cheapest (''Push-me-I-push-you'')

7* Where all metal items are iron; aluminium basin = iron basin; aluminium bucket = iron bucket; silver spoon = iron spoon ; Brass button= iron button... you name it...

8* Where Kickboxing is the most preferred dispute settler

9* Where citizens patronize foreign products more than Local ones

10 * Where Kettle will call a pot black

11* Where 'Expo' is bad only when you're not concerned

12* Where SSCE Holders employ PhD Holders (Chai!)

13* Where police can make a dumb man scream: ''I go talk! I go talk!! Abeg stop!''

14* Where Oyibo dey fear common tiny Mosquito.

15* Where any small thing 'Na insult'

16* Where you will find churches with names like 'SATAN OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICAL MINISTRY'.....'SATAN GO RUN 4-40 BIBLE CHURCH'

17* Where C.I.D fit make blind man say he see the devil himself with em koro-koro eye.

18* Where the leaders of yesterday are the leaders of today
19* Where garri has no advert but sells more than rice

20* Where bush meats are praying for a deliverer

21* Where a poor babalawo will promise a man great riches

22* Where some politicians don't know the complete National anthem

23* Where people always repeat words; 'waka-waka' ; 'looku-looku' ; 'Scatter-Scatter'...you name it...

24* Where people celebrate more during burial than during birthdays

25* Where 'olodos' can graduate with first class

26* Where citizens love ''Oyibo'' Country more than theirs.

27* Where people love insulting others online

28*Where boredom fit make person post trash

****Abeg I am bored******

So nor be only you go laf.....Add yours make I laf too....

****Oya, let the fun begin****

Hahahahaha. Hilarious