ucnwafor:
Op are u a leaner! better go back to your mama womb and be born again

Khd95:
Here u go.

Hello beautiful mama,pls hands up i think i ve got to search ur pocket,merely looking at u,u stole my heart

ernesty20:
There is this beautiful damsel in my hood i like so much but i lack words and courage to woo her.. I dnt know what to say when i walk up to her.

There is a day i tried to toast her. I called her, luckly she answered me.

Whem she finally came, i ran outta words, i ended up telling her that "sorry, no be you i dey call, na mistake". You needed to see how she embarrassed me that day,

abeg how do i go about it when next i call her?

ERUDITEE:





it's as simple as ABC to woo her.
just walk up to her and say this with confidence and a broad smile. . .

hey babe, you are a beautiful ogre. ever since the day I set my eyes on your flat yansh and deflated booby ah couldn't help my self anymore. I just fill like connecting my WiFi to your hotspot.

ucnwafor:
Op are u a leaner! better go back to your mama womb and be born again

ernesty20:
lol the kind slap wey i go recieve eh

tpiaobsession:

my mother is a shameless woman.

ernesty20:
my mother is an ashewo

ClassCaptain:
.. hey baby.. can i just get into friendzone ..?? i promise you...works everytime

tpiaobsession:
why are people not commenting on my thread? Maybe my stoooopid mother has cursed me again

ernesty20:
my s.tupid mother cursed me again

tpiaobsession:


true talk.

ernesty20:
I am a mumu like my mama