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Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Pheals(f): 7:01am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Yes Nigerian police as progress no more #20 it's now #100 witnessed this in a bus ... The driver was like "who get 100naira there before will. Move" I can see the female police officer near .untill he gave her the money she left .... Few minutes later will move forward as the passanger start to complain to the driver .another police officer came again the driver said "officer how far now " . he said "i dey wait o" the driver quickly reply " i don see one of the officer oga ! " another experience: when travelling to my home town for the new year celebration I saw my uncle counting 50naira note then I ask " uncle wetin u wonh use this dough for? He then hand it over to me "take. Tosin count it for me" ..after am done I said "uncle na 1000 naira" he said "na the police officer money be that , immediatly u see them just hand me one #50note do that when we are returning to Lagos also OK ? Now Nairalanders share yours!!! 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Pheals(f): 7:02am On Feb 06, 2016 |
More lalasticlala con share yours just comment
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by kuuljay(m): 7:06am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Someone broke into my house and stole my TV I went to report at the police station I was shocked when the policeman asked me to pay 3K. I just tire 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RealLordZeus(m): 7:11am On Feb 06, 2016 |
lol, Nigerian police.... one of our system disease 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Nobody: 7:13am On Feb 06, 2016 |
one of my guys fought with someone.. the person got a broken arm as a result. his parents reported to the police. they arrested my friend.. In retaliation' my friends parents reported to the police too.. guess what they did? they arrested the dude with a broken arm too.. funny enough, they put the both of them in the same cell.. THE both of them still fought in the cell again.. Naija police 60 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Pheals(f): 7:27am On Feb 06, 2016 |
viickerz:turning into cinema show 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Nobody: 7:29am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I think the federal govt should give nigeria police a uniform that have no pocket. On countless oceasion NPF have stoped me and what the will say is bring the money. I will be wondering if he farmed on my farm and i have not pay him or he give me money to keep for him. The last one that happend was that we wia going for a suppy, because i work for a man that deal with juice. So we wia goin from Yola to Mubi so wen we meet them, the usless NPF dat have vowed to remain a begger till death stoped us and say ur money so the driver gave him and the useless begger say go u dont have change. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by yaqq: 7:48am On Feb 06, 2016 |
mine was recently wen I was travelling to Enugu, our driver was having 1000 naira so ds argument take place! driver: oga sir weldone ooo Police: how far, wetin de? driver : na ur boy ooo, I no get change. ooo police: u de craze? abi na dollars u carry? driver: ok tk d 1k bring my change d next thing he went to their oga in d car parked n collected 950 n return it 2 our driver, one guy now says. oga police wetin driver buy were u d gv am change d police shouted common leave here b4 I park u n waste ur time here! 27 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RichYoungNigga: 12:31pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
I was driving home for Christmas. I bought goats and other food stuffs, when i got to Asaba, the police flagged me down and requested for the receipt for the goat, i told them i have no receipt. They told me they were investigating a goat kidnap and my goat will be detained in their station till tomorrow when i will bail it out. I just leave the goat for them. 12 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by drnairalov: 12:32pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
interesting stories have had my fair share, this time not with police, there is this traffic agency called Oh YES in Ibadan in 2013, i parked my car on the side of the road, from no where some niccur entered my car and said i parked in a wrong spot, bla bla bla, I was waitingfor some1 i said with a smile.. can i go now? he said no!! and i must follow him to the station to see if ihavent done such offence b40, i relunctantly followed fast foward, the boss came and said my offence was 25,000 naira.. i just laffed and said i want my key right now and i wasnt paying, man those hungry boys promised to deflate my tire if i leave.. ok no wahala!! i left saying i wasnt ready to coperate ..i came back in an hours time claimin i had the money, i gave it to them frm my pocke and they gave me my key back.. I went to the car pretended i was looking 4 something.. and started screaming my 300,000 naira i kept in the pigeon hole i cant find it, even though i ddnt have such ammount .. i created a scene there and said they must have taken my money... lol they thought i was bluffin, I just had to threaten them with commissioner of police pretending to cal him..the drama went on, Their boss prolly knew what i was doing he said they shud return my 25k... 35 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by johntaiwo123(m): 12:32pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Police shot a man dead because of 20 Naira 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RichDad1(m): 12:33pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
hmmmm |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by tolexy007(m): 12:33pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RichDad1(m): 12:34pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
mine. 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by johntaiwo123(m): 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
....and Police child dey misbehave....Many of them always do like say something dey worry them. Na them papa hand work 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Nobody: 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Sijo01(f): 12:38pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Op, Police is your friend o just the way Supol is my friend 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by holluwai(m): 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Na police I marry so don't ask me that question. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by ClassCaptain(m): 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
i was cruising back in my toyota camry 2015 model after a fun filled friday night at the club when i encoutered two policemen on my way.. i had this beautiful girl ( a nairalander) with me whom i wanted to take home and impact certain knowledge unto her... i bin don spend all my money for club as i dey use champagne wash hand , na him i dey use moet wash face..the little money on me was to give the girl for transport fare after i teach her some things finish my house.. stop there.... stop there.... i greeted them very well.. where u dey come from.. club sir.. which club i mentioned the name.. how are we sure u are not kidnappping this beautiful lady.. no no..we are together ,,, she said.. shuu,,who know if u ave charmed her.. sir.. dont you know me..am a comedian.. you comedian .. u.. oya crack joke make i hear.. i crack first joke , dem no laugh..crack 2nd joke, dem no laugh. crack ali baba joke. .. crack kevin hart own.no laugh. na so i just vex comot 500 naira give one of dem.. hahaaa .. oga u are truly a comedian.we just wanted to joke with u a bit,.. u know u people joke with u too. hahaa you are really funny o oga...na so him dey laugh dey fold the money insyd pocket before i was finally alllowed to go. na d yeye girl i carry i just dey pity.. out of the 2500 i plan give am na him i don give police 500 ..make she dey dere... 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by banmee(m): 12:40pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
The blame should be shared by the police and the citizens. A danfo driver is stopped by the police at a checkpoint demanding for 20 naira bribe. The driver refuses to the ire of the bus occupants. The occupants of the bus starts urging the driver to "settle am abeg make we go". 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by free2ryhme: 12:40pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by juninho50(m): 12:42pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
NPL end time people... yeyedeysmell |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Nobody: 12:42pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
experience abi experiences? 'cos naija police fuckup na per second o... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by parzdor(m): 12:45pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
wq |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by DICKtator: 12:46pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by annexworld(m): 12:47pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
settlement and Roger me na language for NPF 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Nobody: 12:48pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
FG have forgotten that police brutality and extortion is part of corruption...why is it taking so long to fight this societal ill 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by misreal(m): 12:48pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
i was working late with my boss one saturday.we met a police checkpoint on the road.they seized our latop because we could not ssettle them on time.my boss paid five thousand naira in the station after showing his receipt.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by rollUP(m): 12:49pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
My only fvcked experience with police was when I was arrested with possession of weed. Mehn it wasn't funny but na money sort everything sha. And I'm sure those morafvckers smoked dah shiit cos they didn't gv me back after bail. But now I'm wiser and sharper in keeping it 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by coalcoal1(m): 12:53pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
police asked for my papers at a check point, I gave them to him. He then asked me for the owner of the car, I said it's for my mum. he said it's a man's name there.... I said... OK, but my dad has given it to my mum to be using since he has another car. the policeman threatened to arrest me unless I settled. I created a scene and when his superior officer came, he told the him that he was arresting me for lying that the car is for my mum while it's my dad's name there... the superior officer told him he is very stupid and he should release me immediately this happened in 1994 at Mile 2, in Lagos 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by bdemix(m): 12:54pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
I will rather be Jobless than to become NPF 4 Likes 3 Shares |
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