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. . . by blissieng(f): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2009
There's a English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man.

They each have been set the task of flying over their own country and dropping something symbolic out of the plane.

So the Englishman starts off, takes off in his plane and drops an English Rose.
When he lands he notices a little girl crying, when he asks why the little girl sais "a rose fell from the sky and the thawns pricked me".

The Scottish man takes off and drops a Thistle out of the plane, when he lands he finds a little boy crying and asks what's wrong. The little boy replies "a thistle fell from the sky and hit me, I'm allergic and it hurts".

The Nigerian man does the same, takes off, gets to cruising altitude and drops a bomb out of the plane.
When he lands he finds a man rolling around on the floor in histerics, laughing so hard he can barely breathe.

The Nigerian man asks:
"What's so funny?"

Laughing Romade said:
"I just farted and my house blew up"
Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 1:43pm On Jul 10, 2009
hmm
Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:02pm On Jul 10, 2009
arrant nonsense








*waits patiently for bliss*
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 2:04pm On Jul 10, 2009
y u dey wait me?
Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2009
gotcha! hehhheeheeh

welcome honie
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2009
tongue

I said I'm not into THOSE stuffs!!!
did I stutter previously?
Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2009
infact u stammered badly, pls stop stammering am tired of laffn
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 2:19pm On Jul 10, 2009
come, dem don send u again?
Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 2:27pm On Jul 10, 2009
Bliss,
hope u are not hungry?

check dis:
There's a English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man.


where Nigeria jump out from?
Re: . . . by romsky: 2:28pm On Jul 10, 2009
cheesy cheesy na lurv abi lust wey she get 4 me overshadow her copy paste
if na ble person no go hear word 4 dat shikini error
Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2009
see u no get teeth for mouth grin
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2009
tongue

just wan find roma trouble.

n him no even ja me face. . . I need to regroup!
Re: . . . by romsky: 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2009
then u dont know it will take more than dem posts to get across
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2009
tongue

oh I get across fine! thnk u very much wink
Re: . . . by romsky: 5:01pm On Jul 10, 2009
ble lurfs me
Re: . . . by blissieng(f): 5:09pm On Jul 10, 2009
Wrong!

I do luve but u r wrong abt who I lauv!
tongue
Re: . . . by mykali(m): 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2009
blissieng:

Wrong!

I do luve but u r wrong abt who I lauv!
tongue

itz gotta be me right? grin
Re: . . . by dani1luv: 9:11am On Jul 11, 2009
nnaah i dont think so
Re: . . . by romsky: 12:24pm On Jul 11, 2009
there is no harm in mykali dreaming
Re: . . . by sylve11: 12:47pm On Jul 11, 2009
trouble dey o cool
Re: . . . by Phemour: 6:27pm On Jul 11, 2009
Subject


Crazy angry
Re: . . . by sylve11: 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2009
phemour cool
Re: . . . by freezy(m): 8:22pm On Jul 11, 2009
Sppechless
Re: . . . by mykali(m): 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2009
romade:

there is no harm in mykali dreaming

why i go dream na? when she comes, she'll tell you grin
Re: . . . by parki: 7:23pm On Jul 12, 2009
this boy must have smoke paw paw leaf this evening this one he goes around in every thread shining his black teeth
Re: . . . by Arcani: 7:44pm On Jul 12, 2009
romade:

ble lurfs me
Coughs, hmmmm, mummiey/daddiey
blissieng:

Wrong!

I do luve but u r wrong abt who I lauv!
tongue
hmmmmmmm, lya liar
Re: . . . by blacksta(m): 8:29pm On Jul 12, 2009
where the Nigerian man come from

u said , Scottish, English and Irish -

Was the naija man the pilot
Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Jul 13, 2009
yes he was
Re: . . . by romsky: 10:40am On Jul 13, 2009
my clumsy was the cook
Re: . . . by parki: 10:41am On Jul 13, 2009
i command everyone to stop posting here
Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Jul 13, 2009
c'mon gerrout, by the way wipe ur arse first b4 logging on
Re: . . . by romsky: 11:51am On Jul 13, 2009
gbam

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