One day a wife decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her husband. She went and bought them, got home, put one on and waited.
When her husband got home he saw her spreading on the bed with only the pant and a bra on. "Come over here baby." she said smiling. The husband backed off, "If your Kitty-Cat can do that to your pant. I am not coming any where near it!"
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/man-gets-scared-of-wife-cause-of-power.html