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Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by laylow112(m): 12:32pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset, 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments, Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please , Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by kcpumpin(m): 1:23pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
dat was quite a wonderful write-up, jst kip it up gez 1 of dez soyinka go enta nairaland 2 hire u when e don old, |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by ikmoore2(m): 1:27pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
case closed since the wife dey deny the man sex, To the gals in the house pls take note This na warning!!!!!!!! |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by Nobody: 1:37pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
Thats fair enough! D wife wasn't using d dick n she needed it simply, wots to divorce there? Ha |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by biola44: 1:43pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
:d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by Nobody: 1:50pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
@POSTER u are a genious man. keep it up. |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by MoneyRule(m): 4:23pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
Story looks familiar, guess 've read it sumwere b4. The man was just giving unwanted things to d girl, just the way you give out umwanted clothes and stuff. . . . . |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by laylow112(m): 4:41pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
What would u do if u were the man?? |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by TheSeeker(m): 5:26pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
Nice one. I can't help but laugh Well, his rod must have been rusting so he needed to grease it. |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by IFELEKE(m): 5:48pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by CrudeOil2(m): 6:12pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
The wife is guilty of negligence. |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by Kelvinj(m): 6:24pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
Eyaa, poor dude. No be im fault say dey girl wan collect d things im wife no dey give am |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by Nobody: 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
Wonderful. . . what a wife! |
Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Judge Dis Case O: by peroxide(m): 6:46pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
ha ha ha, now this is the best post i have read so far. Wow, the guy was giving the skinny girl some proteins to fatten her. I wonder why the woman felt jealous since she never used the rod anyway. |
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