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Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by crunchyg: 9:34pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
LIE CLOCK' Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in the Angel's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed: What of Lai Mohammed's?: His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a helicopter rotor blades for its incredible speed!! It's still CRUNCHY G, the EDIBLE GUY 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by Nobody: 10:02pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by frostland(m): 10:08pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
guy I remove cap for u ooooo I create dis joke few days back u just copy and paste EFCC go soon visit u..lol 1 Like |
Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by David25(m): 11:44pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
frostland: you did what few days ago? I've read this joke countless number of time on facebook years back. |
Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by crunchyg: 7:38am On Jun 28, 2016 |
David25: My brother tell am ooooo |
Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by frostland(m): 7:22pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
David25:o boy read well before u quote I create asin topic for nairaland omo jati jati |
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