Shebi if FG would start paying that 5k to jobless youth, it would benefit you immensely..

All the best as u keep ur goons busy..

Ok

night crawlers, una no de sleep?

Omagzee:
night crawlers, una no de sleep?

U nko? Na for dream land u take comment abi

horlamelekan:

U nko? Na for dream land u take comment abi

na airtel the keep me awake jare. sh. it!!!!! my m.b done finish!!!!!!!!!

iLegend:


Hmm! You've commentically booked a space for yourself. I dey watch you. By the way, that big grammar above needs to be added to the Oxford dictionary. I have started inventing new vocabularies. Let's see what Patrick will come up with next time.

na the grammar wey u the use bleep all these 'bad babes' u wan upgrade abi. Hnmmmmmm, the igwe must hear this

Omagzee:


na airtel the keep me awake jare. sh. it!!!!! my m.b done finish!!!!!!!!!

Airtel night plan Abi??

iLegend:
Handwriting and Self-Promo or Request Challenge by iLegend

We want to see the top 10 most elegant handwritings. If you think yours ain't cool, don't worry, JUST DO IT. Who handwriting don epp?

Everything should be written with a pen/pencil and a paper. It MUST be short. If you have a lot to say, then it shouldn't be more than a page.

Change the color with your photo editor to make yours look unique, but if you ain't got the time, post it like that.

Two EASY Things To Do:

1: A little intro and self-promotion, request, clarification or an apology.
2: ABC to Z. UPPERCASE and lowercase.

Examples 1:

1: My name is iLegend and I'm a crazy illiterate. I now eat twice a day, unlike three times last year (or whatever).
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and my (our) website (blog) is www......com
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and you can contact me on (FB, Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp# or whatever), then your contact.
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and I'm a graduate of... Or studying at...
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and I'm looking for a job in (name of state or company)
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and I'm into so-so and so. (Musician, instrumentalist, tailor, stylist, fashionista, màsturbationist, pervertologist, etc).
Or
1: My name is Vizkiz and I want to apologize to (his/her name) or all the people I have offended.
Or
1: My name is Sandoki and I want to clarify the allegations laid by (his/her name) that...
Or
1: My name is TrapQueen77 and I want to profess my love to (his/her name).
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) please vote for (moniker) he's the best etc.
Or
1: My name is (your moniker). I stay in Port Harcourt and I'd love to chat and meet people of same location.
Or
1: My name is (your moniker) and I'm looking for a naughty girl/boy wey go stay well; If you dey out dere please raise your hand.

You may use English, Pidgin, Falz' or Patrick's English.

Example 2:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

a b c d e f g h i j k l m
n o p q r s t u v w x y z.

(It's simple and you can add your creativity or say whatever's on ya mind — ONLY HANDWRITTEN).

The END

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend™

Book your space NOW and post later or NOW.

Modify: Mine? See (pix) below.

Hahahaha... U want to see my handwritten? It looks like a doctor's hand write

horlamelekan:

Airtel night plan Abi??

ya, e no even last. 1.5gig no even reach one hour and i no download any better thing fa (zapping things)

Omagzee:

ya, e no even last. 1.5gig no even reach one hour and i no download any better thing fa (zapping things)

d tin taya me o... My own no even reach 1g

iLegend:


I want to see it like that.

Okies I post it later then

Lmao!!
Unfortunately, my hand writing is a disaster

Lemme just manage this 2 plots of land here

I can't remember the last time I wrote on a paper...it has always been me and my keyboards.

i dey cum

Make I book space first
Coming back
Modified make una no laugh me oh

Cc iLegend

*Modified*

To book space no just dey favour me dz days at all if to say I see handwriting I for no even near dz thread at all. My handwriting wey be like wen dem put hen leg inside mud kan put am ontop paper .



*walks outta thread *

Your small letter 'r' looks like 'y' ..

Am sure you missed writing sessions at some point in third grade. else your teacher must have seen that n make some corrections.

Marlvin:
Your small letter 'r' looks like 'y' ..

Am sure you missed writing sessions at some point in third grade. else your teacher must have seen that n make some corrections.

Oh you are here already
Good morning

Ha

i no fit do this kin thing.
My handwriting is terror

I dey come..




modified. .
I don come
ilegend oya come and see...
adeaks

I got a better handwritten with upper case.... But below average with lower case.

Space booked:..... Will be back

omonighoblessing:
I dey come..

Waiting to see your chicken handwriting.


Grown men and women will start writing ABC -Z and happily uploading it.