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Reasons Why You Need To Buy The New Iphone 7 by emmykey0128(m): 8:58pm On Sep 19, 2016 |
Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7
Which Costs About N500,000 * U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in "protection" mode. * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be used as an ATM Lol.... |
Re: Reasons Why You Need To Buy The New Iphone 7 by LabiaDestroyer(m): 9:44pm On Sep 19, 2016 |
So Lame
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Re: Reasons Why You Need To Buy The New Iphone 7 by Nobody: 5:56am On Sep 20, 2016 |
Your brain need fixing |
Re: Reasons Why You Need To Buy The New Iphone 7 by sidnen: 9:36am On Sep 20, 2016 |
It can fix some people's brain. |
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