iLegend:


It's a lie there's nothing like wétclef.com written on it. You get pussycat eye?

iLegend:


Darling Laveda MUST come to our WETCLEF hospital for pregnancy and eye checkup. It's getting out of hand.

iLegend:
I bet you can't see anything on this weird picture.

There's nothing weird about the picture, but there's something written on it no one can find.

I want to make a public announcement to all Nairalanders!

I have some bad and good news for y'all. I'm gonna miss all the ladies in here. For the guys, I'll think about it. But I'll turn gay next month, so I'll miss the guys too.

So, before I start...
typing...

iLegend:


As a humble guy, I have to apologize for spoiling that small parole wey you been dey organize for that other thread Humility comes first in my lineage. Sometimes, I apologize even when I'm right. It's not a sign of weakness, but strength.

Troll? Hahaha I no dey o! Virgins don't troll.

Synzu:


Dude, don't flatter yourself. You didn't spoil anything because nothing was even going on. I didn't even see you come in-between the innocent convo I was having so remind me again how you "spoilt the parole".

You're still a newbie, I'll advise you double check when next you're looking for people to showcase your "accidental genius" to. Not everyone is a simpleton as you think.

And there i was thinking i talked sense into someone, although rudely not knowing i was pouring water on stones. I've given up on the op

iLegend:


Hahahahahahahaha. You got me! I gonna smash that ya Samsung and buy you a Sendo or a Sagem.

iLegend:



Haha.

I did you know the first time I held a Sagem and it vibrated on my hand I was very happy? And so will you

If you want people to look at you and smile you need Nokia 3310, Sendo or Sagam. If you do this, girls will drop their panties without a second thought.

Honestly, I need one of those phones.

Ls0fdk:

And there i was thinking i talked sense into someone, although rudely not knowing i was pouring water on stones. I've given up on the op