post your dry jokes
i will start it

1. How many seconds are there in a year? 12.... Jan 2, feb 2, march 2, april 2,.............dec 2

2. My jewish friend lies a lot, so ive decided to give him a name. can i call him july? #jewlie

3. What do we call an amebor that reports you to the mod harry potter #aReporter

4. BF: Baby are you mad? Me: Do you think? BF: go ask Tinkerbell

5. I dont know why wrestlers fight for belts when they dont have trousers

6. How do warri people say someone has hit their car? "oga you don JAMAICA #JamMyCar

7. If i lend my car to someone, does that make me a CarLender?

8. what do you get when you throw a watch into the air? Airtime

9. why did the chicken run across the football field? bcoz the referee called 'foul foul'

10. If cats are afraid of water, how thenn do pusssssyy get wet?

11. If John plays with a bull, does that make him Johnbull?

12. If i tire wrapper in a car, does that make it Cairo?

13. I dont go on the internet often, but whenever i do, eyebrowz

14. what if one day google is deleted and we cant google what happened to google?



post your own dry jokes.
pls dont derail, lets have fun
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