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Football And Nigeria Universities by Hitback2back: 7:43am On Oct 23, 2016 |
If football clubs were to be academic institutions in Nigeria.... 1. ARSENAL= UNILORIN: Where the students work hard throughout the year but fail to succeed. 2. MAN CITY= OSU: Where the students purchase all expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment. 3. LIVERPOOL= OAU-IFE: Where the students are very proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. 4. MAN U = UNIBEN: Where students don't perform well in class except during their final exams were they do everything humanly possible to get help from the lecturers before they can pass and achieve good results. 5. CHELSEA = UNILAG: Where students fail and put the blame on their VC, after which the government would intervene to find a new VC for the school every year. 6. REAL MADRID = AAU: Where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools. 7. BARCA = UNN: Where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best results in the whole country. Pls feel free to add yours |
Re: Football And Nigeria Universities by yeyeboi(m): 7:44am On Oct 23, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: Football And Nigeria Universities by Nobody: 8:11am On Oct 23, 2016 |
You are a joke right? Manutd hug! |
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