[size=8pt][b][b]Not sure if this should come in here but it sure is some funny stuff, enjoy

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after, comes Suffer, ing!
Jay Leno [/b] [/b] [/size][/size][size=8pt][/size][size=8pt]

this was posted somewhere else and i actually have been looking for it for 2 days thanx

Ha ha!

''Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up''.
Shaquille O’Neal

I likey! That's 4 the men.

Missy B:

''Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up''.
Shaquille O’Neal

I likey! That's 4 the men.

Has shaquille admiited to cheating on his wife yet?

I wouldn't take someone who's been caught cheating twice seriously.

funny,

OMO IBO:

Has shaquille admiited to cheating on his wife yet?

I wouldn't take someone who's been caught cheating twice seriously.

Dont mind them jor!

Ujujoan:

Dont mind them jor!

Me i don't mind them.

I agree with Shaquille however, he's been caught napping at least twice.

That to me is not leading by example. More like lip service

OMO IBO:

Has shaquille admiited to cheating on his wife yet?

I wouldn't take someone who's been caught cheating twice seriously.

Oh! He was caught cheating? If he was caught, what's there to admit again?
Ionno about the Dude nor his cheating case.
I just find that particular quote made by him FUNNY and likable.

OMO IBO:

Me i don't mind them.

I agree with Shaquille however, he's been caught napping at least twice.

That to me is not leading by example. More like lip service

you do

So you really think women are dictators?

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore



I dont believe that, its no more marriage if couple cant face each other.

Ujujoan:



you do

So you really think women are dictators?

I don't remember suggesting that women are dictators however, I do believe women like to have this sense of 'i'm in charge'

^^^^ That's not just a 'woman' thing! Men are even worse when it comes to that! Besides is that really such a bad thing? Being in charge?

Why are you trying to put words in my mouth.
You know you are being difficult.

IMO, if you are in charge, thats a plus
If you come across as 'a boss' then there's a question mark.

Guys who dictate to women need to have their heads checked.

OMO IBO:

Why are you trying to put words in my mouth.
You know you are being difficult.

IMO, if you are in charge, thats a plus
If you come across as 'a boss' then there's a question mark.

Guys who dictate to women need to have their heads checked.

LMAO

Why are you shocked and embarrassed?

I'm shocked and angry!

Shocked that you'd think I can be difficult - just for the heck of it!

Angry that you'd say it!

Neway . . I guess you have a point!

Didnt mean to get you angry.
Abeg, no vex.

When you going home?

OMO IBO:

Didnt mean to get you angry.
Abeg, no vex.

It's aiiight!

When you going home?

Soon!

Kewl.
You should get a message from me over the weekend.

Really? ok, will be xpecting it!