Na the paracetamol him take dey work so?

lol

A priest came to a dying man to read him his last rites.
"Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest.
"This is no time to be making enemies," replied the man.

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extra-marital sex but you couldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

Lol Dickson

@jeythunder
double thumb up. *winks winks*

love 'em jokes jare, dunno what u mean!

u suddenly become so mean overnight. .who knows, maybe its an end-time sign.

aww. .i meant that as a joke. .don't u get!

alrighty then. .have it ur way!

who do u want to deceive, have they released u from ur pen? keep roaming there and eat ur morning grass.

no rummy . .its called sanitation. .just keeping the pen clean. Dani has gone to cut fresh ones for u.

woteva! its btw u too.

lysaa:

woteva! its btw u too.

Oya pharoh close that ya mouth before she blast you.

LOL.

How about me referring to him and the him beside him.

*clears throat*, anybody home?

Heyyyy newbieeee!

is that wat u cal new posters

See, it isn't exactly what u're thinking. .more like a compliment and a way of cheering u up. .not like its going to stick for a long time tho. .it's not that bad u see? Err. . yes, Marcelino. .U're welcome anyhow. How do u?

OK, i see!

well i'm ok, been followin up on the thread,u guys now decided to turn this part to a chattin thread!!!

Blank cheque. .it's an off-topic thread so we can say whatever we want. .

ok,i get it.

wat if one starts to tell jokes does it get locked

Nope. U got some?

nah.
i read jeythunders nd wats dat oda guys name(d one dat was naggin abt d jokes).sayin he didn't want the thread 2 b locked,dat y i asked!