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15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 1:58pm On Nov 11, 2017
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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by OtemSapien: 2:04pm On Nov 11, 2017
Scammer, sheeple must get sense.

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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by hahn(m): 2:07pm On Nov 11, 2017
16. Because mugu must fall and guyman must wack cheesy grin

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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 2:10pm On Nov 11, 2017
OtemSapien:
Scammer, sheeple must get sense.

bross are you a christian, i doubt so...you dont need to call me a scammer, it clearly shows you are not a follower. i am not judging you pls. but God have mercy on your soul
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 2:12pm On Nov 11, 2017
hahn:
16. Because mugu must fall and guyman must wack cheesy grin
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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by hahn(m): 2:16pm On Nov 11, 2017
Greenarrow01:

go and tell bubu that

Is there an award for "Dumbest comment on nairaland" I don't know about? undecided

You are clearly in the lead cheesy grin

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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by OtemSapien: 2:17pm On Nov 11, 2017
Greenarrow01:


bross are you a christian, i doubt so...you dont need to call me a scammer, it clearly shows you are not a follower. i am not judging you pls. but God have mercy on your soul
I'm not actually talking to you, but I'm talking to the person whose book you are quoting from. That's Yahweh, the thief and any pastor who are stealing our money with Yahweh's book.
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 2:22pm On Nov 11, 2017
OtemSapien:
I'm not actually talking to you, but I'm talking to the person whose book you are quoting from. That's Yahweh, the thief and any pastor who are stealing our money with Yahweh's book.

ehen
nw I see
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 3:04pm On Nov 11, 2017
The church need to do more in telling people about the importants of tithing and why they should tithe
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 4:57pm On Nov 11, 2017
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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by realmindz: 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
Yaweh protects people for a living. He is an insurer, a counsellor, comforter and giver in times of needs.

Hurray! can't you see Yaweh is so good to us.

You need not to ever worry of ANYTHING IN LIFE, all you need to do is simply ssubscribe to Yahweh's services and you and your loved ones will never know needs nor suffer any calamity.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS (YAHWEH & SONS ENTERPRISES

You will be guaranteed for life if only you abide by these terms and conditions:

1. COMMISSION AND FEES: This is non-negotiable, 10% to be paid monthly on monthly income. A list is sent to yaweh every month of those who have paid and those with outstanding obligations, debtors shall be disconnected immediately from the services without consideration of past payments until all dues are cleared.

2. YOU WON'T NEED ANY OF THESE ANYMORE:
a. Car insurance
b. life insurance
c.. Health insurance etc

Going for worldly insurance policies is a total display of lack of faith in "Yaweh and Sons Enterprises" and shall be considered a breach of contract.

3. APPRECIATION
This is very key to sustain the contract, you MUST show daily appreciation and shower praises to the CEO every minute and every day for every fortune encountered and miraculous events enjoyed.

4. DISCLAIMER: As against No. 4, for every bad luck encountered and calamity suffered, the devil and you are solely responsible. However, you must still shower praises to the CEO for limiting damages suffered to a considerable level.

5. MONOPOLY: complementing No.1 and 2, Please note the Yaweh & Sons Enterprises have the patent right of protection. On no condition should you ever subscribe to any other policy.
Subscribing to Yaweh's services is out of freewill, however, Yaweh shall send the devourers to devour those who are yet to be convinced about our services.

We hope you enjoy our services, Yaweh and Sons Enterprises, a sure gaurantee to living a good life.

ABOUT YAWEH
Yaweh started from a humble beginning as he started with nothing, he relocated from space about some billions of years ago 6000 years ago. He started his career on earth by creating the whole universe and planet earth, then he created his employees who are also his clients to till the soil and render monthly dues as a source of revenue.

Monthly dues use to be inform of livestocks until recent civilizations.

find out more about Yahweh in his ancient book #bible

https://www.nairaland.com/3677647/what-god-does-living-yahwehs

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Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 7:25am On Nov 12, 2017
realmindz:
Yaweh protects people for a living. He is an insurer, a counsellor, comforter and giver in times of needs.

Hurray! can't you see Yaweh is so good to us.

You need not to ever worry of ANYTHING IN LIFE, all you need to do is simply ssubscribe to Yahweh's services and you and your loved ones will never know needs nor suffer any calamity.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS (YAHWEH & SONS ENTERPRISES

You will be guaranteed for life if only you abide by these terms and conditions:

1. COMMISSION AND FEES: This is non-negotiable, 10% to be paid monthly on monthly income. A list is sent to yaweh every month of those who have paid and those with outstanding obligations, debtors shall be disconnected immediately from the services without consideration of past payments until all dues are cleared.

2. YOU WON'T NEED ANY OF THESE ANYMORE:
a. Car insurance
b. life insurance
c.. Health insurance etc

Going for worldly insurance policies is a total display of lack of faith in "Yaweh and Sons Enterprises" and shall be considered a breach of contract.

3. APPRECIATION
This is very key to sustain the contract, you MUST show daily appreciation and shower praises to the CEO every minute and every day for every fortune encountered and miraculous events enjoyed.

4. DISCLAIMER: As against No. 4, for every bad luck encountered and calamity suffered, the devil and you are solely responsible. However, you must still shower praises to the CEO for limiting damages suffered to a considerable level.

5. MONOPOLY: complementing No.1 and 2, Please note the Yaweh & Sons Enterprises have the patent right of protection. On no condition should you ever subscribe to any other policy.
Subscribing to Yaweh's services is out of freewill, however, Yaweh shall send the devourers to devour those who are yet to be convinced about our services.

We hope you enjoy our services, Yaweh and Sons Enterprises, a sure gaurantee to living a good life.

ABOUT YAWEH
Yaweh started from a humble beginning as he started with nothing, he relocated from space about some billions of years ago 6000 years ago. He started his career on earth by creating the whole universe and planet earth, then he created his employees who are also his clients to till the soil and render monthly dues as a source of revenue.

Monthly dues use to be inform of livestocks until recent civilizations.

find out more about Yahweh in his ancient book #bible

https://www.nairaland.com/3677647/what-god-does-living-yahwehs

i am not suprise. it either you are a muslim a pagan or the devil is playing drums with your life
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by wirinet(m): 7:42am On Nov 12, 2017
Jesus never taught tithes as the road to salvation, the disciples never taught tithes as a requirement for salvation, Paul who established the tenants of Christianity never mentioned tithes as important for salvation, but Nigerian pastors and their enslaved sheeples are ready to commit suicide and crusade on top tithe matter.
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by Greenarrow01(m): 9:09am On Nov 12, 2017
wirinet:
Jesus never taught tithes as the road to salvation, the disciples never taught tithes as a requirement for salvation, Paul who established the tenants of Christianity never mentioned tithes as important for salvation, but Nigerian pastors and their enslaved sheeples are ready to commit suicide and crusade on top tithe matter.

tithe is not a route to salvation. only jesus christ is.
if u like tithe from.nw till next century..so long u dnt have jesus as your personal lord and savior u re going no where


however. if you lov jesus u must do as he commands.
you must pay tithe. so that there will b food in his house
Re: 15 Reasons Why You Must Pay Tax (tithe) Today--Adesuyi Tosin by wirinet(m): 9:24am On Nov 12, 2017
Greenarrow01:


tithe is not a route to salvation. only jesus christ is.
if u like tithe from.nw till next century..so long u dnt have jesus as your personal lord and savior u re going no where


however. if you lov jesus u must do as he commands.
you must pay tithe. so that there will b food in his house

Jesus never commanded any one to tithe and he certainly never tied tithe as a show of love for him.

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